Here's a challenge: Think of something you have in common with Bush

[More Than A Feeling]

I'll start: Bush and I are both teetotal. (Oh, and there is only so many times you can say Bush and I are both men, guys)

[FreedomAngel82]

1. Uhm

We both have ipods that have some country music on it? :shrug:

[delete_bush]

2. one of my names begins with the

letter W.

[Newsjock]

3. Opposable thumbs?

Sorry, no, that would be giving him too much credit.

[kat21]

4. We can both eat pretzels without choking . . . nevermind.

[G_j]

5. we both will have to deal with our Karma

good luck Georgie

[Tux]

6. Bush and I

Have human physiology.

[merci_me]

7. Deep down we both hate his mother! n/t

[mahina]

19. Bwahahahahahah

THAT was funny. Thanks.

[Kool Kitty]

8. Bush and I both breathe air.

[Erika]

10. Bush & my pet frog have the same intelligence/abilities

They even look alike.

[Kool Kitty]

15. I'll bet your frog

is way better-looking and a helluva lot smarter than W.

[Auntie Bush]

67. I bet your frog is healthier since he blows his up with firecrackers.

[Straight Shooter]

9. I think Saddam Hussein is a worthless POS.

Now ask me what I have in common with Saddam :P

[More Than A Feeling]

12. What do you have in common with Saddam?

:D

[alittlelark]

11. You think b*sh is a teatotaler..... HAHAHAHA

That is what b*sh and I have in common - we both drink. Sometimes we both do stupid things (he chokes on pretzels and says stupid stuff - I insult people. Sometimes we should be prevented w/ interacting w/ the public-at-large because... uh.... people that are bombed make no sense.

Other than that, I can think of no similarities.

[Catherine Vincent]

13. We both didn't know Brazil had black people too.

LOL!

(just kidding)

[Dr Ron]

14. Featherless biped

From there it starts getting more difficult finding similarities.

[grytpype]

16. We're both lazy and like video games.

Although he spends more time playing than I do, I heard he spends two hours a day.

[grytpype]

17. Oh, and we're both Methodists.

At least nominally I'm a Methodist, but I think Duhbya believes in Jeebus a lot harder than I do.

[Blue Belle]

61. Actually...

I think Bush believes he IS Jesus...

[drdtroit]

18. We both have a "Y" chromosome,

although *'s is mutated, no doubt.

[brettdale]

20. we both like the music of alan jackson

and Bush snr and I both like the music of Garth Brooks.

[ragin_acadian]

21. we both know that he is a drunken, blue-blooded, silverspooned

sociopath with an extreme macho 'every-man' makeover.

having said that, i think he and the rest of his family should be flushed down a very large toilet into an airtight container that will hopefully be stored in kennebunkport.

on edit: scratch the airtight container comment, some poor kids might accidentally find the container and open it.

[sakabatou]

22. We both know someone named Paul

[EFerrari]

23. Neither of us believe a word he says. n/t

[loveable liberal]

24. we both have dwi's...oh wait...i dont have one of those.....let me see...

We both like watching spongebob squarepants in just our undies and eating popcorn.

[thecai]

25. Bush Is Caucasian

And I'm caucasian.

[Swamp Rat]

26. We both currently live in the same Universe.

[intheflow]

27. We were both in DC for the 2001 and 2005 inaurgurations.

And we both hate activist judges--though who we deem "activist" varies greatly!

[Withywindle]

28. We'd both make lousy Presidents!

(I do think I could do a little bit better, though. Wouldn't take much to be better.)

[MsConduct]

29. We both won't forget Poland! n/t

[MurrayDelph]

30. Neither of us can ride a Segway

(although in my case it's because I'm over the weight limit)

[Hardrada]

31. Same species

I think.

[grasswire]

32. an ancestor, I'm sorry to say

John Howland, Mayflower Pilgrim.

[sweetheart]

33. We both believe the world is better off "with us" than "without us"

The imperial hubris of ego, that the food i eat is not wasted, that
perhaps were i simply dumped in a pine box, people would breathe a
sigh of relief.

[Piperay]

34. We both like Barney ...

anyone I like Barney. :D

[UdoKier]

35. Well, I was born in Texas, oh wait, he wasn't!

We're both compassionate, oh, wait, he's not!

We're both conservative, oh wait, he's unleashed a sea of red ink, and I keep my checkbook balanced.

We were both C students, oh wait, I managed to pull my average up to a B.

We both grew up as selfish, spoiled neo-aristocrats, oh wait, that was just him....

[tinrobot]

36. We share the same first name...

I hate it... I really do.

[Nicole]

37. we both know he's an idiot

[B Calm]

38. We like to go fishing

[RebelOne]

39. Ancestors on my father's side were named Bush.

I just hope I am not related to that idiot.

[Lisa]

40. I'm bad at public speaking ...

And his biographers claim he likes mystery novels. If true, this is something else we have in common. (And if I ever get stuck talking to the man, at least I could switch the topic to Kinky Friedman so I don't end up screaming at him.)

[Fifth of Five]

60. Does he really read Kinky Friedman?

Such language! Tut! Tut!

That must send him off to church....I forgot, he doesn't go to church.

[Lisa]

66. Bush claims he's a fan of the Kinkster ...

But I've noticed that, when he's challenged with snap quizzes on the content of other books he says he's read (like that Dean Acheson biography a few years back), he goes all evasive.

http://alfrankenweb.com/rollingstone.html

[Blue Belle]

63. Although... to be fair...

Bush thinks "My Pet Goat" is a mystery novel....

[libertypirate]

41. Were both in the dark about reality.

[xpat]

42. We both have dicks, AFAIK. n/t

[Norquist Nemesis]

43. We both have Republicans for parents

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[RedCloud]

44. We both have had mothers.

[sendero]

45. Born in Connecticutt..

... relocated to Texas :)

[maddiejoan]

46. I was never elected President

[SammyWinstonJack]

48. Best reply!

:applause:

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

47. i'm not banging laura, either.

[Kerrytravelers]

49. We both knew there were no WMDs.

[AlCzervik]

50. best reply!

[Kerrytravelers]

69. Thank you (taking a bow) thank you very much!

[Walt Starr]

51. ummmmmm ........

Other than the obvious biological similarities, I got nothing.

[Blue_In_AK]

52. I lived in Texas for a while (not by choice) n/t

[Tim4319]

53. We both fell off of bicycles!

I fell off of mine when I was 8 years-old.

[DrDebug]

54. We have both DUIed

(Both I never got caught)

[neebob]

55. My first name has six letters and two Es

Oh, and I've been to Texas.

[Midlodemocrat]

56. We both have two daughters.

[loudestchick]

57. We both have overbearing, tyranical mothers.

[seabeyond]

58. we both have lived in texas, we both mutilate a saying n/t

[Blue Belle]

59. I never served in the military either...

But I believe that dissidence is patriotic.

:patriot:

[Pockets]

62. We're both assuming...

that one day a better President will clean up his mess.

[Mz Pip]

64. I like dogs

I think Barney is cute.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[bushisanidiot]

65. We Both Throw Like a Girl

heh..

[mimitabby]

68. are you sure he's a teetotaller? I'm not .

we both breathe air.