Living Will Form

[sellitman]

Living Will

I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of publicity-seeking politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade Biology if their lives depended on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer or some chocolate, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and start worrying about the future of the millions of Americans who AREN'T in a permanent coma by passing universal health care, getting out of the debacle in Iraq, and trying to pay down our $7 trillion debt.

Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case .

I don't care how many Fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for a future presidency, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.

I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.

If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell.

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____________________________________ Signature Witness