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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 03:31 AM
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Bush To Announce The United States Department Of Religious Orthodoxy!!!
Edited on Wed Apr-13-05 03:32 AM by DistressedAmerican
I have a two for one graphics special going this morning as, I have an awful cold and can't sleep.
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As those of you that are familiar with my recent posts can attest I hate the rising American Theocracy. Pope-A-Palooza and the accompanying Pope-O-Vision that ensued only heightened my irritation about the issue.

Not that I have a problem with the Vatican doing its thing. It just made me sick to see Bush over there for the photo-op.
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Remember, I am sick and bored people.

I want feedback. I have time on my hands.

Please. Anything on the general subject matter will do.
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With all of that in mind, I bring you these two brand, spanking, new Distressed American graphics. Use them in good health:




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HEY. THEY CAN KEEP US INFORMED OF CHANGES IN THE THE RAPTURE THREAT LEVEL!
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 03:36 AM
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1. I want to hear Bush announce it
"Today we is gathered to announce the Amarekun Departmunt of Raliduse Orthodontomy."
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 03:39 AM
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2. more likely it will be a Cabinate post
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 04:17 AM
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4. or better known as the
Edited on Wed Apr-13-05 04:17 AM by radfringe
TALI-BUSH
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 03:49 AM
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3. And now for a completely random thought. Will the sky taxi have
to abide by traffic regulations?
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 06:25 AM
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5. The Ski Taxi Makes Its Own Damn Rules!
Please! The Sky Taxi Is Not Bound By Your Puny Earth Traffic Laws!

O8)
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 06:33 AM
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6. we shouldn't be giving him any such ideas
monkey see monkey do and all that.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 07:53 AM
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8. You'd Be Surprised How Often My Graphics Get That Response!
Maybe I should sell out and go work as an idea man for KKKarl!

Hell if you are paying taxes, you already do!

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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 08:49 AM
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9. I love your shit though man...
wish I was half the photoshopper you are.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 08:59 AM
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10. Keep Working. I've Been Using It For Over 10 Years.
Sadly, I didn't really get good until the last year and a half.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 09:05 AM
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11. video is my realm
still busting synapses learning all the fun little toys in my editor. doing some blue screen test shots today as a matter of fact. might want to do a link exchange too if you think my site is at all worthy. I'ts a little geographically oriented but check it. a work in progress.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 09:09 AM
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12. Funny! I'm From Albany.
Any site from upstate that has a Grateful Dead quote right up front is deserving of a link.

Do me a favor and drop me an e-mail reminder:
distressedamerican@hotmail.com

I really am not feeling well and won't likely get to it for a couple of days. I do not want to forget. But, with all of this medicine in my head...
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 06:35 AM
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7. ~~~~ahem~~~~ Bush can't spell "Orthodoxy"
what makes you think he could SAY it? :7

I LOVE the graphics! The first one would make a GREAT car sticker.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 03:15 PM
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13. Afternoon Kick!
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-05 05:34 PM
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14. Ditto...
Edited on Wed Apr-13-05 05:34 PM by DistressedAmerican
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