Bush's iPod

[BeatleBoot]

I nearly puked on the way home today.

I heard the report on CBS News Radio (a.m.) about the chimp's iPod songs.

"How he cruises around his ranch on his bike and listens to 'My Sharona' and that those lyrics would be disagreeable with his base. But somehow it makes him more down-to-earth."

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[Firenze777]

1. Ditto your emission

took all the joy out of my IPOD....for a bit, anyway!

[Cooley Hurd]

2. I'd put money on the fact that the iPod isn't even functional...

Just an empty case with earbuds to make him look "kewl."

I'll :puke: right along with you...

[Oreo]

4. As many times as he's fallen down on his bike

you're probably right.

He probably just loops the Empirial March from Star Wars.

[Guckert]

3. More like "fortunate son" is what he listens to.and bible songs of course

[stpalm]

8. he actually listens to John Fogerty

I saw that in another article. funny, since Fogerty was on the vote for change concerts.... Fogerty sang "Fortunate Son", right? Bush probably skips that one.

[fryguy]

5. what's - really - playing on "iPod One"

funny.....

http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/ipod.asp

a few, choice selections:

Jesus Hold My Hand – John Ashcroft

Cocaine – Eric Clapton

Fortunate Son – Credence Clearwater Revival

Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good! – Megadeth

Fuck Foreigners in There Dirty Unwiped Asses – Toby Keith

[mediaman007]

12. Add this to the list: Redneck Mother

Redneck Mother

(as performed by Jerry Jeff Walker)


He was born in West Virginia,

His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz

And he's not responsible for what he's doing

'Cause his mother made him what he is.




Up against the wall Redneck Mother,

Mother, who has raised her son so well.

He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.

Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.


Sure does like his Falstaff beer,

Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;

Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;

He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

(Chorus)

Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck

O is for the Oil I put on my hair

T is for T-bird

H is for Haggard

E is for eggs, and

R is for REDNECK

[LisaLynne]

6. On the way to work ...

I heard a couple of DJs on a local station talking about this. The one guy was really mad that anybody even ASKED about the music on his iPod with all the other things going on in the world. He even mentioned the (gasp) war and Social Security. And this is a very conservative area! Hmmm! Maybe even the Repugs are getting sick of the solf-ball press coverage.

[dhinojosa]

7. Don't worry, it's wired to play backwards....

Some of Alan Jackson's songs say "Kill for the devil! Burn for me!"

[tinrobot]

9. They're trying desperately to "humanize" him

His polls suck big time.

The Bushco PR machine only released this to try and make people forget what an unpopular egocentric jerk he is.

[Bluebear]

13. This was just on our 11 pm news...AGAIN

and 6, and noon.... bullshit propaganda!

[moggie]

10. So that's what he was wearing in the debates! n/t

[onecitizen]

11. Wonder who loads it for him?

I'm pretty certain he couldn't do it on his own.......