there's nothing we can do about the neocons, just accept them

[mopaul]

we'll just have to adjust, get with the program, learn to live with them, and move on.

conformed in kansas city,

[DBoon]

1. We love Big Brother!

eom

[Freedom_from_Chains]

8. Uhhhhhh.

I don't think so. EOL

[DBoon]

14. What Winston Smith said before he was killed by The Party

at the conclusion of 1984, when he accepted that The Party controlled reality

[yurbud]

2. I have already growed a mullet

and am trying to dislearn to read.

[sui generis]

3. oh no! Have you been reprogrammed?

What's it like being a pod person? Did it happen like on the movies? Did they sneak in and put a pod next to your bedroom and then in the morning you woke up and you were a green space alien cleverly disguised as a human? Did it hurt when they conformed you? At least you won't have to think for yourself anymore, or worry about those pesky poor people and the environment or world politics, and you'll always have a handy list of talking points no matter what.

:evilgrin:

[mopaul]

5. you'll feel so much better after you've slept sui

really, a life with purpose, focused, centered, it's a good thing sui, you'll see.

[Bluzmann57]

4. I'd prefer to kick their sorry asses

and show them that violence isn't the answer, especially when its being done to them. Then it'd be nice if they just left the U.S. Maybe form their own country and call it dumbass land. Just leave us the U.S. so we can fix it.

[Straight Shooter]

6. All right, all right! Who are you and what have you done with mopaul?

Someone call an exorcist. }(

[mopaul]

10. i'm paul weyrich, channeling through mo

i'n the name of jerry falwell, i compel you to leave mo's body!

[Straight Shooter]

11. Is it working yet?

[txaslftist]

7. Izzis s'posed to be funny?

Yew high falutin' types jest don't git it. This hear is the new America.

[BeFree]

9. I dunno...

...we kicked their asses in the 60's and 70's.

It's time to open up another can of whupass. Now, where is that can opener, and what can is it hidin' in?

[applegrove]

12. Even the neocons don't want to be called neocons anymore. We

are doing fine. Life was all great and dandy for the neocons when their theories were only tested on paper and they worked out of basements. Now they implement the grand plan on the world. It is not all so perfect.

Utopians should be destroyed. We know this to be true because we all lived through the 20th Century.

Dream on... we are only just getting started.

And we are punching through to the truths these days. Bush is at 45%. Excellent. We have to do more of exactly what we have been doing these last few months. We are turning the worm.

[dave123williams]

13. I think they should get rounded up and put in Gitmo.

No trial, no due-process, no fair hearings; see how they like it.

[Kansas Wyatt]

16. Gitmo? Too easy!

Nope, the neo-cons get drafted to serve on the front lines in Iraq, without ever being promoted above the rank of private. No real soldiers covering their asses, and no body armor either.

[Swamp Rat]

15. Oh NO! Not you too?!?

You fell asleep, didn't you. :cry: The only way to save you is to destroy the hive... :scared:

[K-W]

17. Id rather see them removed from power and prosecuted...

why would you like me to accept them exactly?

[understandinglife]

18. NOT (nt)

www.missionnotaccomplished.us (a day to reflect on how many different crimes the theocratic neocons have already committed)

[Just Me]

19. Yeah,...let's SMOTHER the buttwipes with our LOVE and AFFECTION!

Let's make 'em feel "safe and secure" and cover 'em with chocolates and daisies,...right before we chew 'em up and spit 'em out,...doing unto them as they do unto the rest of us!!!

Yeah,...that's the ticket!!! :bounce:

[solinvictus]

20. Just git rid of that thar book lernin'

cause it ain't no good anyways. You gotta learn to love goin to the Wal Mart and eatin dinner on Saturday at the Radio Grill or McDonald's inside thuh store. Hell, they got anythin you could want, like grilled cheese, hot dogs, hamburgers, and fries.
Then, you need tuh find yaself a Bible-believin', Gospel preachin', Hellfire and brimstone church. Me, ah go to thuh First Free Will Holiness Baptist Church of Salvations Galore out behind thuh Wal Mart. It's easier to go there, too, after I get through with my shift overnight on Saturday. Brother Willy T. Coonwhistle taught me all about those homo-Americans and how they have some kinda genda to homosexualization the entire country. Brother Willy was talkin bout how we all need to support the President George W. Bush because he's been chose by Jesus or somethin. America is great an I've got me a good job over at thu Wal Mart Stuporcenter, so we're all doin just fine. Pass me that Kool Aid, Brother Willy!

[KG]

21. i say, let's lull them into a false sense of security, and when they turn

their backs, hit 'em with a brick!