I can`t believe this has gotten to go on for so long.

[EBK]

I check out FR ( troll, as some call it) This one post really slammed this site and I can`t believe it wasn`t shot down before so many could reply - and boy did they. Check it out for the laughable replies(while you still can). I did.
Mssg:
this site is whacked. The whole website claims to oppose something with one side of it's mouth and then goes around supporting basically the same thing. You all claim to oppose Islam but advocate the same things they do. You even worship the same god they do. You claim to support free speech and religious liberty but demand that the separation of church and state that has protected religious freedom be torn down and anyone who says anything critical about Bush, Rush or any so called conservative thrown out. You claim to oppose media biased but are far more biased than they are. At least Peter Jennings and Dan Rather never vilified anyones lifestyle or beliefs and deny the other side their viewpoint. You also claim to oppose socialism but support faith based initiatives of forcing taxpayers at gunpoint to give money to the church the same way the puritans did and demand corporate welfare for ceos. These are the same values that the USSR practiced. THey merged the religion of Atheism with government the same way you propose merging Christian fundamentalism. They were imperialist warmongers greedy for power just as you are in this Iraq war. In the end FR and other like minded scum will lead to the downfall of America and a new dark age.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1376812/posts

[HEyHEY]

1. Funniest thing is

That not one of them tried to argue against him... just insults

[alittlelark]

5. That was bizarre... no debate, just insults.

[thecai]

50. They're Incapable

They have no argument, all they have are insults that they steal from each other. They are incapable of forming original thoughts, opinions, or ideas. But I always think it's hilarious when they try to convince themselves that we are scared of them.
:rofl:

[beam me up scottie]

2. There's nobody on there to complain.

The cheap bastards are all hiding because they're doing their fund-raising thing right now.

Will be fun to see if there are any replies though.
Thanks.
:hi:

[rockymountaindem]

3. That one guy, Rebel Banker

must have emptied the insult dictionary. That was like a full-auto insult assault rifle. I'm amazed. I wish I could come up with insults like that dude. I guess since he can't argue he's just gotten good at insulting people.

Did you see his sig line, "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women"? Bet that gets him all hot and bothered.

[camitche]

13. What does Rebel Banker's tagline mean?

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women"

What does this mean?

This person gets to vote?

[rockymountaindem]

18. I can't remember if that's from the Bible

or the Illiad and Odyssey. It's not really something we like to think about these days. Back in the day, when you conquered a place, most of the men were already dead, you could kill the rest, then steal everything that wasn't nailed down. As for the women and children, they could be taken as slaves, i.e. concubines.

That's really civilized and suited to the 21st century. Not.

[countryjake]

20. That's a line from Conan the Barbarian, I think.

[rockymountaindem]

23. Seriously?

I thought it was from something more epic. I'll google it...

On edit:

Wow, I'm surprised. Indeed it is a line from Conan the Barbarian. I even read the Odyssey and some of the Iliad. I think there's something similar in there. In fact, one of the first things that popped up was another poster from FR using it in his sigline. I wonder how many of these internet posters would be "man" enough to stab a few hundred people to death, then burn their town and rape all their wives. Suave and sophisticated? Sounds like FR to me... :eyes:

[HawkerHurricane]

33. It's older than that.

Taken from a alleged statement of Tumijen (Ghengis Khan).

[camitche]

22. Even if I were inclined to think in such a way

I wouldn't use it as my tagline. Doesn't that sort of discredit you on almost every issue.

[Dunedain]

30. That he gets a chubby

thinking about moving little pieces of cardboard around a map board; pretending that he's Heinz Guderian, and imagining the glory that must have been the Third Reich war machine. :eyes:

[CoffeeCat]

4. Look at this reply. This guy should write for Hallmark!

posted on Free Republic--04/03/2005 8:14:44 PM PDT by RebelBanker

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and generally Not Good.

Begone and never pollute our ether with your presence again!

[RevCheesehead]

6. ah, the "compassionate conservative."

:puke:

[TOhioLiberal]

7. I'd ask him/her/it...

'do you eat with that mouth?'

Geebus! He musta found a thesaurus!

[MnFats]

16. or, with apologies to Tony Soprano: (obscenity warning):

"Is that the mouth you blow your father with?"

[Clark2008]

44. Wait til he actually READS it and discovers what "hypocrite" means!

That should be fun! :7

[alittlelark]

8. I laughed sooo hard whan I read that 2-3 minutes ago!

BIZZARE !!!

A 'cut and paste' insult stream!

[Blue_In_AK]

10. A Thesaurus is a dangerous thing in the wrong hands. n/t

[beam me up scottie]

11. ROFLMFAO!!!

:spray: :rofl:
I got that saved for reference.

"You are a bleating foal" ???
Foals don't bleat, sheep do, get your farm animals straight, wouldja?

[Coyul]

52. who knows what hes been doing to the foal

to make it bleat. :silly:

[beam me up scottie]

53. LMAO!!!!

He does seem a little *cough* fond of barnyard animals, doesn't he?

[EvolveOrConvolve]

14. Those insults sound suspiciously like

that asshole Michael Savage. He's almost perfect with the insults. In fact, they make up about 99.9% of his arguments.

[ConsAreLiars]

15. As usual freepers don't have an original thought - stolen from

http://www.allaboutsymbian.com/forum/printthread.php?t=15954
verbatim. The unimaginative morons and death-cult monsters over there don't even have the decency to credit the sources they steal from in their vain attempts to appear coherent.

[Jesus Saves]

21. The moran stole it!

Figures.

[ConsAreLiars]

26. Yeah, completely plagiarized. I knew it had to be when words of more

that two syllables were being used AND spelled correctly. Dittoheads never have an original thought. They only parrot what they have heard elsewhere and have no ability to produce a coherent thought on their own, not even insults. The best they can come up with is "commie fag love it or leave it."

[uhhuh]

49. I See Gannon Got His Posting Priviledges Back

n/t

[beam me up scottie]

57. Yep.

I noticed the same thing.

[FreedomAngel82]

25. Of course not

Go figure. I'm really not surprised. :eyes: Everything is either a talking point, ass kissing or an orginial thought stolen.

[BuyingThyme]

29. If you're bored, imply you're the author, and

register a complaint.

[Jamastiene]

31. He sounds JUST like the preacher

at the Christian Identity type school I went to as a kid. That's a church sermon by that man if I ever heard it. It's identical.

[mark11727]

34. Wait, wait... I got it....

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.

[Tactical Progressive]

35. That's been around the internet for years

Freeptards are rarely creative enough to come up with anything more witty that "Hitlery".

[ebayfool]

39. Wow, He's met my ex? ROTFLMFAO!

I've worked as a bartender & 10 years in the oilfields as a welding inspector ... puts any insults I've ever heard there to shame!

[Window]

54. Damn! That is one sick MoFo.

.

[Mad_Dem_X]

55. Wow! What talent!

So many ways to say, "I don't agree with you."

[SheepyMcSheepster]

59. it's stolen, someone who understands grammar rules actually wrote it.

here is one instance of the same rant: http://www.getamused.com/jokes/018727.html

[Up2Late]

9. Wow, I can't be leave this is still here

Someone must be snoozing.

Funny thing was, someone even miss quoted Pres. Reagan:crazy:

[Syrinx]

12. what does ZOT mean?

I've yet to figure that out.

[NYC]

17. I'm wondering how "plantigrade" slipped in there

as an insult.

I have no idea what ZOT means.

[Syrinx]

27. I have no idea what "plantigrade" means

But I'm off to look it up now. ;)

EDIT: so it's basically "walking like a human." Yeah, that is a strange insult.

[NYC]

36. Yes.

How does that get to be an insult? Very strange. But then, the entire insult message was strange.

:hi:

[Syrinx]

38. I guess maybe freepers think calling someone human is obscene

I don't know. But hey yourself! :)

[Debs]

51. I also saw

A different freeper slip egalitarian into his insult. Not sure if he really thought it insulting, or had no idea what it meant but thought since it was more than two syllables it must be something bad. Also not sure which is more pathetic

[beam me up scottie]

58. self delete

zot explanation below, didn't see it.
:)

[EBK]

28. FR explination: while we're on the subject, what does zot mean?

" "Zot" is what you put in the title of articles that are posted as Breaking News. It alerts the Admin Mods to the article so they may determine if it is truly "breaking news". The reason this poster is being castigated here is that he inappropriately placed the word "zot" in a Current News article rather than posting it as breaking news.

So, remember if you post a thread under "breaking news", be sure to place the word "Zot" somewhere in the title.

Hope this helps. N00bs..."



Not really !! still don`t see how it relates. But I guess they really don`t need direct association based on their actions.

[Syrinx]

32. "the word zot"

Those people are weird.

[Up2Late]

40. I think "Zot" is what us here on Planet Earth would call Delete

Seeing how it looks like they don't have a spell checker in their Windows 3.1 era software, and only a few of them can spell "Big" multisyllabic words.

Or it could be that that all learned to speak from the Cartoon Network, when Marvin The Martian blasts something, it goes "Zot"

[Syrinx]

42. ha! that's good

But I'm a little hurt since I still use some DOS-era software. :hi:

[Up2Late]

46. But you have to admit

That IS one Ugly site, from a software point of view, as well as the "so called" humans that frequent it.:evilgrin:

[jojo54]

19. Did anyone see this posted by some freeper??

Seems like they're the ones with their heads up their asses. One reply even called the poster Stalin!

" The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything". - Josef Stalin

[cry baby]

24. I am still laughing ten minutes later...

I bookmarked so I can steal some insults if I ever need to. That guy has vivid imagination. I was even getting nauseous at one point.

[Swamp Rat]

37. That's because freepers are Red Commie Stalinist Busheviks.

[Syrinx]

41. you nailed it Swamp Rat!

Hey is that Art Bell on the far right? Look like him. :D

[Swamp Rat]

43. Naw, it's Rove giving them instructions.

:D

[Syrinx]

45. no not that far-right :)

The one holding the sign on the right. He looks a lot like Art Bell. I used to like to listen to his radio show. I knew it was BS all the time, but it was entertaining. But I got fed up when his RW agenda became apparent.

[Swamp Rat]

47. You are right, but THAT lizard's name is "Fart Smell."

:D

[Syrinx]

48. you're a funny swamp rat!

:)

[SheepyMcSheepster]

56. whenever i look at that site i feel like i am looking at something.....

about as up to date and hip as a middle school health book.