Rush Limbaugh's new commercial endorsement: phony dog testicles

[Bluebear]

I think old "Talent on loan from Oxycontin" is slipping down the product endorsement ladder! What a "ledgend"!


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http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

What The Media Are Saying About:
Neutering With NEUTICLES

"Neuticles are just plain neat!"
Rush Limbaugh

"I've put off neutering "Crooked Joe" for months and when I found out about Neuticles and spoke to them it made me feel better about neutering. Joe not only looks the same now- but dosen't know he's missing anything."
Jeff Lane
Oak Park, Ill

"He's a guy and I wanted him to remain looking like one."
Lane Hinderman
Metairie, Louisiana

"Neuticles not only help's the pet's self-esteem but more importantly helps convince some owners to neuter."
Dr Mark Claus
Desert Inn Animal Hospital
Las Vegas, NV
(Las Vegas Sun)

[Arkana]

1. And Rush would know!

He's been using them for 20 years now!

[Lars39]

2. Sure helped Rush's self-esteem.

[hippiepunk]

3. Do dogs give a shit?

[Bluebear]

5. Heck no.

These are for their hypermasculine owners who are projecting.

[xultar]

6. My dog has the best testicles. I'd hate to see them go! n/t

:cry:

[burn the bush]

39. no. he'll be just as fulfilled licking his ass if he notices his balls are

gone

[xultar]

4. Damn I was gonna get them for my baby. Now what am I gonna do?

:cry:

[LynzM]

7. Wow!

I just heard about these last week for the first time. I guess if you breed show dogs for a living, I might be able to see it, but otherwise.... wow.

[Bluebear]

9. Show dogs can't be neutered, though!

I agree: wow!

[LynzM]

17. Good point....

I actually just discussed this with my roommate. In which case, if it's not for show, then what is the point, really?? Meh!

[BrklynLiberal]

28. In the case of show dogs...DECEPTION

[bush_is_wacko]

26. True, very true.. Yet another way for dog breeders to cheat like hell!

They've been doing this type of altering for years!

[sevendogs]

29. Bull!

We, and they, do not cheat like that! Pretty hard to do with judges checking the testicles of male dogs in the show ring.

[bush_is_wacko]

33. You know it happens. If you are really in a show ring, you HAVE to

realize you are regularly competing against "altered" dogs. I used to breed IG's I have many friends still in the business. Most of them can't afford these types of alterations but they are all quite aware they exist! I understand people love their animals, but I have developed a very bad outlook on breeders at this point in my life. Both my remaining IG's have been fixed and I will never own another purebred for the rest of my life.

[BiggJawn]

37. My parents were in the show ring over 20 years.

Both as exhibitors and judges. The shit people tried to pull to get into the BOS ring...And the shit people'd threaten when they didn't win...

I'll bet Ol Gush-bo's experience with Neuticles is rather personal.

[MuseRider]

8. I bought my son

one of their T shirts, it is now his very favorite T shirt. So they advertise on Rush now? Too bad, I was considering one of their key chains for funnies.

[hippiepunk]

10. So are they inserted

or just taped on

[Bluebear]

27. Surgically implanted!

Hopefully at the time of neutering, else some hypermasculine man will subject his dog to a purely cosmetic procedure~

[BrklynLiberal]

11. Right up there with pet rocks and chia pets.....

The only thing they would be used for is deceiving someone into thinking the dog they are buying or judging has not been neutered.

EDIT: Wouldn't they sort of be like Viagra for dogs..Thinking they have something they really don't? False "machismo". Humvees, Big cigars, and big guns for dogs.

[soup]

12. Bluebear, you were supposed to set your clocks ahead 1 hour,

not back to April Fool's Day.

Neuticles??

: off into fits of giggles again:

[Bark Bark Bark]

14. Please God

Tell me this is a joke.
I've lost the ability to tell anymore.
My bullshit detector exploded during the '04 election campaigns...

[thecorster]

13. Could you implant Neuticles into your nipples?

No pragmatic purpose, I just think it would be funny.

[havocmom]

15. It is strangely comforting & hugely poetic that Rush now has to be a

spokesman for pretend balls. :rofl:

That just about sums the past few years up.

Thanks, Bluebear. Once again, you have found a tidbit to restore my energy for the fight!

[Jilly Beans]

16. Irony. He's endorsing a product he used to ridicule Bill Clinton for...

having implanted in his dog. Clinton had a large lab looking dog. He had it neutered and it was widely in the news that the dog had Neuticles.

And Rush ridiculed Clinton for this. LOL!

[Redstone]

18. You know, they're just about the right size and shape

to be used as a prosthetic for that benign cyst the doctor says he should remove from between your ears, Rush.

Redstone

[Vektor]

19. "He's a guy and I wanted him to remain looking like one."

:rofl:

Sounds like dog owners with hang-ups about their own genitalia are projecting onto their pets again.

Jee-zus.

[leftofthedial]

20. perfect symbol of the RW

[Flammable Materials]

21. Political cartoon from back in the day ...

[Cooley Hurd]

22. Wait a sec... this ISN'T a joke???

Well, I know a certain airedale whom I'm going to wake up and tell the good news to!:D


See how happy he is?:thumbsup:

[bush_is_wacko]

23. Gosh! I'm sure my seven year old male dog misses his testicles

And he looks a little embarrassed by the whole walking around without a set issue. All his un-nuetered male friends have been making fun of him for years. I really think he NEEDS these silicone DOG TESTICLES for his self esteem!

Talk about a wack job!

IS THIS FOR REAL?

[Bluebear]

24. Oh, it's real!

"My black and tan coonhound just didn't....didn't LOOK hisself. It's not natural, ya know?"

:crazy:

[BrklynLiberal]

25. This is NOT a joke

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html



Most Asked Questions About:
Neutering With NEUTICLES®

What are Neuticles?

Patented Neuticles are testicular implants for pets. Neuticles are available for canines, felines, equine, bulls or any pet which is neutered. Neuticles should be implanted when the pet is neutered- but can be implanted years afterwards in most cases.

Why Neuticles?

The 200 year-old traditional form of altering used on family pets includes the permanent removal of the pet's testicles. Many caring pet owners hesitate or even to refuse to neuter their pets because of this. Neuticles eliminates 'neuter-hesitant' concerns - as a 'Neuticled' pet looks exactly the same after surgery.

[bush_is_wacko]

31. I love my animals, but this is way beyond a normal view of "dog-think"

My neutered male hasn't even noticed they were missing as far as I can tell! He likes to fetch balls, but he's never attempted to bring me back a testicle as a sign of his longing for his missing ones!

On the other hand my sometimes strange uncle REFUSED to neuter his dog and as a result the dog did die of testicular cancer that spread all over his body. I guess MAYBE this would have convinced him his dog wouldn't miss them. The rest of the family was unable to do so. he has a female dog now and he had no problem having her altered!

Go figure! Men and their testicles are something I will never understand!

[BrklynLiberal]

30. Is this what W had between his shoulders during the debates?

[BrklynLiberal]

32. And here's the book that tells the whole story....REALLY.

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

ORDER Neuticles Inventor Gregg Miller's Book:
Going Going NUTS!
NOW AVAILABLE IN EBOOK FORMAT

http://www.goinggoingnuts.com

[Straight Shooter]

34. If they had been around when my dogs were neutered, I'd have bought them

When they were neutered, my male dogs had one less place to lick. Now, I ask you, is that fair?

;)

[msanthrope]

35. Dog Balls. He's endorsing dog balls. I may start believing in a

god yet.

[DemGirl7]

36. You could implant these things in my dog

and you still wouldn't be able to tell the difference...that is one of the best things about having a long haired dog. Heck, I bet people would be still mistakening my dog for a female...for some reason my male dog looks like female to all who encounter it, even when I got him, they had him down as being a female, I guess it's because he looks like a mini-Lassie and even through Lassie was a male, he played a female on TV.

[burn the bush]

38. dog nut implants? That's what rushkie is hawking? He is a dog testicle

implant isn't he? Ya think they are saving the doggy douche spots for him too? AAhhhhhh, fresh!

[burn the bush]

40. OMG! I want the 5 1/2 inchers on my weiner dog! $899. custum made

thats eight hundred and ninety nine for the deluxe extree large gonads custum made. Sure I could get the 60.00 tiny hard plastic ones but why should I? My dog has big balls, now he can have REALLY BIG BALLS

ok, I don't have a weiner dog.

[burn the bush]

41. With Neuticles- It's like nothing ever changed!

With Neuticles- It's like nothing ever changed!

Bullshit. Not if u ask the dog. He went to the vet and somebody cut open his bag and ripped evevything out of it. I think he knows something did indeed change. lol