The next time someone has their feeding tube pulled, I will be smarter

[Thtwudbeme]

I am going to have t-shirts printed up that say "Let ***** Live!!! for God's Sake!," go to Costco and pick up some bottled water, cokes, and snacks...and open a concession stand.

And no, I am not kidding. There is a ton of money sitting in those people's wallets, and they are too stupid to hold onto it.

I wish I had known in advance this was going to be such a big freaking deal.

If it's in FL, I will get little tubes of sunscreen too; I am going for the mega bucks, and will figure I will have about 5 days to sell it--

[LuminousX]

1. You are onto something

Might as well milk the cows, it is all they are good for anyway.

[Thtwudbeme]

2. Dude, I'm telling ya

Apparently the time to make money is when the Christians get all weirded out.

I will be paying attention from now on....seriously, I could have pulled in a couple of grand easy.

You don't even have to talk to them; just say "That water is $5, thank you very much...have a blessed day...." or something like that-

[displacedtexan]

3. Like public hangings and witch burnings!

Remember, the Chinese character for 'chaos' also means opportunity.

[TheWraith]

4. Good idea.

A side benefit would be soaking up money that would likely go to the crazy, uber-fundie churches. For the extra touch, put up a sign saying that 10% of all sales go to Christian causes. Then donate that money to Americans United or somebody similar.

[seabeyond]

5. the hospice, remember location location location

i was truly disgusted seeing the scene out in front of the hospice and other patients and their loved ones

[Thtwudbeme]

6. Yep...but, those freaks are so tacky that no one would notice

my little vending operation....that poster that said put up the sign reading "10% of sales to a Christian charity" had a great idea---