what do you send the GOP (or DLC) in the prepaid postage envelopes

[pstokely]

that come with the letters begging for cash? I stuff the envelopes with useless stuff like expired coupons, ticket stubs, monopoly money, non-winning lottery tickets, gas receipts, stuff that comes from other junk mail, and worthless coins from countries that don't exist anymore

[Swede Atlanta]

1. Dog doo

I package a couple of my dog's doo in a snack plastic bag fully sealed. I enclose a note telling them they have caused shit to deface my mailbox so I am just returning the favor.

[GCP]

2. A large down-loaded picture of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons

with a talk balloon saying "Worst. President. EVER".

I then stick their original prepaid envelope on top of a 11x14 size and stick it in the mail.
I've also considered mailing them a brick using their prepaid envelope.

[in_cog_ni_to]

8. If you put their prepaid on an 11 X 14 it costs them MORE money, right?

:thumbsup:

[GCP]

11. Yes indeedy!

That's the point - the brick also costs them!

[Itchinjim]

3. A brick.

Last summer I taped the return envelope to a 5lb brick. My mailman took it without queston. It helped that he is also an old friend and a staunch Democrat. I'm also sending back the 5 per day credit card apps stuffed with paper and what not along with a note telling them what I think of their bankruptcy bill.

[prattleon]

4. I like the gas receipts idea.

That's very clever.

[pstokely]

6. just make sure they don't have any personal info on them

like credit card numbers

[Lone Pawn]

5. I fill them with junk paper I have around the house.

But not the DLC one. Certainly not.

Anyway, guys: IF YOU GET A FUNDRAISING LETTER, REPLY WITH THE ENVELOPE! COST THE GOP POSTAGE AND SORTING TIME!

[in_cog_ni_to]

7. 2 Days ago my husband got a fundraising letter from the GOP...

Don't ask me why. We have NEVER voted repuke and he's more radical than I am. ANYWAY....I took their prepaid envelope and wrote, "You have got to be kidding me. YOU are the LAST person I would give my money to you warmongering monster!" and included one of my "911" dollar bills. <sigh> it felt so good to mail that. :evilgrin:

[Randi_Listener]

9. I took a shit in one once and returned it to the RNC.

I wonder if they ever received it.

[kcass1954]

10. I send all my crap to the credit card companies.

For security reasons, I shred the actual credit offer. But they get the rest of it back, along with whatever other junk mail I've received recently. I've got a pile of it going, and I stuff as much as I can in those prepaid envelopes.

The GOP hasn't sent me any solicitations. Maybe I should sign up on some right-wing sites so I can share with them too.