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rooboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 07:18 PM
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Medical costs got you down? Here's the solution...
just send Bill Frist a 5 minute video of yourself. You don't have to be doing anything - just lying there will be fine. For just $9.95 (plus postage and handling), he'll send back a full diagnosis of what ails you, and a suggested course of treatment using nothing more than kitchen utensils and common household chemicals.

for more details, simply call 555-HEALMEBILL

:)
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 07:19 PM
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1. Priceless.
(bump)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 07:21 PM
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2. Don't forget this guy - damn, he's a Nobel Prize Nominee...
...
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arikara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 07:27 PM
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3. That's Nobel PEACE Prize to you!
n/t
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 07:27 PM
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4. I thought it was economics
:shrug:
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 08:14 PM
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5. Nope. Go to the right prison--free dental AND medical.
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yankeedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 08:17 PM
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6. It doesn't have to even be a current video of yourself
Think you have colon cancer? Send a 10 year old video of yourself mooning during Mardi Gras and he will tell you what ails you.

Just like he diagnosed Terri.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 08:19 PM
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7. LOL
You said a lot there.
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 08:22 PM
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8. *LOL*,...don't forget to cc the media.
Wanna' be sure to get the word out!!! :bounce:
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 08:23 PM
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9. heh. that was exceptionally good, rooboy.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 08:25 PM
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10. lololol
I wonder if your idea can get legs?

Imagine several thousand videos mailed to Frist for his "expert" diagnosis...
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