Howard Dean and Wesley Clark are horrible candidates! We should be

[JimmyJazz]

supporting the Greens or the DLC.

[autorank]

1. Dude, you're in hostile territory. I admire your spunk!

[JimmyJazz]

9. That would be dudette - but thanks!

[MissB]

2. Don't take this the wrong way

but you do know you aren't in the Lounge, right?

[Fridays Child]

3. Must be stand-up comedy night in here.

She told a funny.

[MissB]

5. I really did find it funny

My first thought was "smackdown". My second thought was "ohmigod she has no idea she *isn't* in the Lounge".

Either way, funny as hell.

[Kire]

37. You know you're not in the lounge when...

Edit: fill in the blank

[ultraist]

4. Support the DLC? Are you joking?

Clark is not even going to run in 08. He has private contract work with axicom, nextel, and homeland security gov contract. He is not positioning himself for another pres run.

What's wrong with Dean? Dean is not going to run either. He said he will fulfill his DNC duties and I take him on his word on that.

[Clark2008]

8. Actually, Clark says he hasn't ruled it out and told supporters

the other day to "stick with him, he'll need their support."

So, I'm not sure he's NOT going to run in 08. If he does, he has my unabashed support. And, he's not working with axicom.

[ultraist]

21. He did have a private contract with axicom, maybe it expired

google it

[Clark2008]

54. No need to Google it

He hasn't worked with them since well before the 2004 primary.
It was one of those things he did after just getting out of the service after 34 years.
He is on several boards, right now, but that's not one of them.
He also is on a board looking at the US role in the UN - where he will be battling, of all people, Newt Gingrich, who is also on this board.
But, none of that will hinder him from running again.

[distressedsister]

63. Please, Wes!

Pretty please.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

6. I'm on to you, dude...

Found your thread joking about being left out of flame wars in the DU Lounge so you came over here. ROTFLMAO.

[JimmyJazz]

11. Again, it's dudette, but you caught me!

:7

All Ya'll need to lighten up a bit - ya know?

[Pithy Cherub]

7. You have made such a compelling case...

that there will be lemmings aplenty for the Super Mt. Everest Jump tonite... ;)

[AZCat]

10. -->Insert Generic Flame Post Title Here

Snappy retort, wild generalization, insinuation of possible "alternative" root of JimmyJazz's political ideology.


-->Picture of something totally unrelated, in an attempt at obscure referential humor<--

[JimmyJazz]

12. That's too funny!

Witty comeback inserted here.

[AZCat]

13. Wash, rinse, repeat.

And there you have your flame war!


Best if served hot, of course. :)

[kevsand]

15. You completely forgot

the condescending reference to one's primogeniture. I can only assume that you <comparison of intelligence quotient to specific animal/vegetable/mineral/Republican congressperson>.

[meganmonkey]

14. Trouble trouble!

And you didn't even use emoticons!!!

:spank:

[JimmyJazz]

16. Um - your fly is open?

:shrug:

[meganmonkey]

24. As a matter of fact, I'm not even

wearing pants, so there!

Ha!}(

[progmom]

33. .

[cry baby]

17. We'll be in the lounge getting revenge when you least expect it! nt

[JimmyJazz]

26. Lounge? This place has a lounge?

What are you talking about?

I serious. :7

[lonestarnot]

18. JimmyJazz you still trying this flame shit? LOL n/t

[JimmyJazz]

27. Fo shizzle you caught me.

[lonestarnot]

45. You continue to crack me up! n/t

[Melynn]

19. You want a flame, you got it!

Here's your flame: :grr:

[TwilightZone]

20. Is that sarcasm or flame bait?

Hmm....

[JimmyJazz]

28. Have you seen my gallery pic?

[Kire]

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[autorank]

22. You're right about Greens & DLC...but what's with the "JimmyJazz" name?

Is this some sort of veiled reference for "Victor, Voctoria" or the name of your band?

Is this you? Wow!

Now about Clark...

[JimmyJazz]

29. Pishaw and Piffle -

It's a reference to the only band that really matters: Oasis :silly:

[autorank]

39. Hahahahaha...oh my good Lard...are you the Oasis flack?

I am honored that you replied to my message.

Homage to Oasis

[Rowdyboy]

23. How about McCain/Sanctorum?

agreed, Dean and Clark are really shitty candidates. They tell the truth, and piss people off, and see the obvious and all that stupid, practical presidential stuff! We need a leader who is not afraid to avoid reality and can happily lie on demand. Sort of a George Bush sorta guy.

Say, doesn't Dubya have a younger brother.....

[uppityperson]

25. flaming balls of fire, do even thingk? i suppose you boted for joh

[JimmyJazz]

31. who is joh and how does one bote?

I'm just askin'

[uppityperson]

42. don mayg fun of my code,bote for johnanderson

you twit, flame flame flame

[Cleita]

30. Well, maybe you would prefer Arnold???

eom

[JimmyJazz]

32. Well, maybe you would prefer

a sense of humor?

[Cleita]

34. Gee, I thought presenting Ahnold as an alternative

showed I had a sense of humor. How about you?

[HEyHEY]

35. I'd love Arnold

"Watch you talkin' bout Kofi?"

[Cleita]

36. Ahnold, not Arnold. n/t

[Quixote1818]

40. It's one thing to attack just Clark or just Dean but to attack BOTH

of them in one post is suicide! You really have a death wish don't you? Lucky for you I know you are being sarcastic because Clark and I are best of friends.

[JimmyJazz]

41. I've only got one thing to say to you mister!

How do you like me now?

[Quixote1818]

43. Kind of the same way

I would like Martha Stewart if she showed me her breasts. I would still hate her guts but suddenly their would be drops of sweat forming on my forehead and she would suddenly look HOT!!!! But I would still hate her.

Don't tell Skinner I posted about breasts. And here is a couple right back at you.
How do you like them apples sister?

[JimmyJazz]

44. Piffle. I wouldn't worry about skinner.

He likes me best. I can post boobies if I want. I'm sorry, what was the question? :silly:

[lonestarnot]

48. Well I bet you can't bounce your boobies ...take that!

[Quixote1818]

56. Skinner may like you best but THESE guys like YOU BETTER!

It's the Jimmyjazz groupies!

These guys LOVE lolly pops and they love YOU Jimmyjazz! They just want something Jazzy wearing leather!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

46. *snort*

too funny...

[JimmyJazz]

47. What??? I'm serious.....

You doubt me?

:P

[JohnKleeb]

49. Hey Kathy

:).

[Kathy in Cambridge]

53. Hola MR. Kleeb

[JohnKleeb]

58. Hey how you liking the baseball forum?

Yankees still suck.

[elshiva]

50. BWahhahhahahaHAHha!

You rule!

[JimmyJazz]

51. Why thank you, darling!

[elshiva]

52. You are most welcome, dearheart!

[More Than A Feeling]

55. AAAAAAGH *head explodes*

There is something about iconoclasts...that was pretty hot. Was it good for you too? :smoke:

[JimmyJazz]

57. Well, it would be, but I didn't think we were finished!

[More Than A Feeling]

59. *blushes* ooh, you're good!

:loveya: :nuke:

[Zuni]

60. I think we need to back the new Rick Santorum or Bill Frist

I think a Zell Miller Democrat would win. :puke:

I am really just kidding if you can't tell.

[Kurovski]

61. OK

My check is in the mail.

[CalebHayes]

62. Nader was quite the candidate him self

LOL!!!!!

[Booster]

64. I still think John Edwards is the perfect candidate: he has it all.

Good wife, good hair, good looking, good kids (both grown and little ones), good brain, and just a nice guy. What the hell is wrong with him that we Dems can't seem to get behind him?

[Donailin]

65. Lounge people are

good people.