INVESTING FOR YOUR PRIVATE SOCIAL SECURITY ACCOUNT:

[BigBearJohn]

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, Greenspan's current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401 Keg Plan.

[Colorado Blue]

1. LOL! I needed that. Now where's the beer.

[BigBearJohn]

2. I drank it all!

[Colorado Blue]

3. AAACCCKKKKKKK! You drank my retirement!

[Colorado Blue]

4. Uh - what did you do with the cans?

[BigBearJohn]

5. LMFAO!

[flaminbats]

6. wait..have some great Crown Royol

or maybe a bottle

[jojo54]

7. LOL!!!

Would LOVE to see Greenspan smoozing it at the local reclaimation center, aluminum in hand............

[Bozita]

8. That's either very cheap beer or huge deposits for empties

lmao

[Colorado Blue]

9. Cheap beer. I'm a Democrat.