Questionable Zogby questions

[Lorien]

Yep, it's time for another Zogby survey. As always, there were a few questions that inspired a "wh-WHAT??", and a few others that were pretty funny. Here's my picks from this week's selection:

You have just been hired to cast the new movie, "2004, The Election". Who would you cast as:

40. George W. Bush? (John Kerry was given the same selection of actors)

Alec Baldwin
Warren Beatty
Pierce Brosnan
Nic Cage
Tom Cruise
George Clooney
Richard Dreyfus
Will Ferrell
Harrison Ford
Mel Gibson
Tom Hanks
Dustin Hoffman
Kevin Kline
Steve Martin
Gerald McRaney
Bill Murray
Al Pacino
Sean Penn
Tim Robbins
Tom Selleck
Ron Silver
Kevin Spacey
Ben Stein
Bruce Willis
James Woods
Other

As Laura Bush /As Theresa Heinz Kerry

Kim Bassinger
Annette Benning
Delta Burke
Glenn Close
Jamie Lee Curtis
Geena Davis
Sally Field
Jodie Foster
Holly Hunter
Diane Keaton
Jessica Lange
Michelle Pfeiffer
Gena Rowlands
Rene Russo
Susan Sarandon
Meryl Streep
Sharon Stone
Sela Ward
Sigourney Weaver
Other
Not sure
Refused

If you were leaving town and needed a babysitter for the weekend which celebrity would you trust with the job?


Jennifer Anniston
Drew Barrymore
Angela Bassett
Halle Berry
Sean Combs
Courtney Cox
Tom Cruise
Matt Damon
Will Ferrell
Whoopi Goldberg
Andy Garcia
Goldie Hawn
Kate Hudson
James Earl Jones
Jennifer Lopez
Madonna
Debra Messing
Eddie Murphey
Brad Pitt
Julia Roberts
Adam Sandler
Will Smith
Britney Spears
Ben Stiller
Justin Timberlake
Denzel Washington
Elijah Wood
Other
Not sure
Refused


45. You are caught in the pouring rain, you have a flat tire, and a dog the size of a small horse is standing by the side of the road barking. Suddenly a limousine approaches and out steps a celebrity who puts a leash on the dog, and hands it to their assistant, rolls up their sleeves him or herself and helps you change the tire. The name of this celebrity is…


Alec Baldwin
Drew Barrymore
Angela Bassett
Halle Berry
Sean Combs
Bill Cosby
Tom Cruise
Jamie Lee Curtis
Vin Diesel
Lawrence Fishburn
Harrison Ford
Morgan Freeman
Mel Gibson
Whoopi Goldberg
Tom Hanks
Queen Latifah
Susan Sarandon
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Will Smith
Jimmy Smits
Sharon Stone
Hillary Swank
Denzel Washington
Lynn Whitfield
Sigourney Weaver
Other
Not sure
Refused


And my pick for most questionable Zogby question of the week:

Which of the following do you think is the priority for this Administration and Congress to deal with? (Choose ONE)


Making tax cuts permanent
Creating jobs
Reforming Social Security
Winning the war on terrorism
Winning the war in Iraq
Stopping nuclear proliferation
Speading Democracy around the world
Cutting the budget deficit
Cutting spending on social programs
Spreading No Child Left Behind to high schools
Overturning Roe v. Wade
Cleaning up the television and radio
Other
Not sure/none
Refused


I would say "creating jobs" , but BushCo seems to see starting wars abroad as "job creation"."Stopping nuclear proliferation" sounds great, but BushCo thinks that the way to do that is to bomb somebody into dust, or simply ignore them (N. Korea)."Cutting the budget deficit" would be terrific, if BushCo didn't intend to do that by destoying all our social and environmental programs.

Man, we're screwed.

[MuseRider]

1. Other

impeach

[FreedomAngel82]

2. Yes

That's what I'd do.

[Lorien]

3. I could think of at least a dozen or more answers

off the top of my head that I would have rather seen on that last list, and yours was certainly one of them ("investigate war crimes" might be another one in a similar vein).

[MuseRider]

4. The list goes on

and on and on and on................

[Dogmudgeon]

5. So Zogby is hiring comedy writers

Where do I sign up?

--p!
Take my vote. Please.

[Lorien]

6. And I didn't even list

the four questions relating to "American Idol"!

[starwolf]

7. Anything Zogby does is questionable at this point