Saddam bought geraniums, not uranium - Democratic Underground

redwitch

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Sat Jul-12-03 05:53 PM
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Saddam bought geraniums, not uranium

"White House Defends War Decision Based on Typo " according to Andy Borowitz.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/report.asp?rec=637

"...Donald Rumsfeld said that while the U.S. had yet to turn up any concrete evidence of geraniums, U.S. forces had uncovered several "suspicious" empty flowerpots outside of Basra.
Asked by reporters about the flowerpots, Mr. Bush gave a thumbs up gesture and said "Mission accomplished."

Just had to share! ::P

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lkinsale

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Sat Jul-12-03 04:51 PM
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1. SADDAM SIGNS UP FOR "DO-NOT-CALL" LIST

Edited on Sat Jul-12-03 04:51 PM by lkinsale

Another important development ;)

http://www.borowitzreport.com/default.asp

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ParanoidPat

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Sat Jul-12-03 05:38 PM
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2. Bad Cellular....

.....Can you hear me now? :evilgrin:

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SoCalDem

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Sat Jul-12-03 05:41 PM
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3. and he was so "impatiens" to get that birthday cake

make it a Yellow Cake...

"can you hear me now????"

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