Ann Coulter- unmarried at 45 yrs old - I assume she is therefore a virgin

[DesEtoiles]

Otherwise, she would have engaged in pre-marital sex, which is a sin and a possible reason for be excommunicated, and is totally against American family values.

If she is not a virgin, did she use birth control? According to many the right, this is also a sin.

So, being the good moral religious woman she is, I assume she is a 45 year old virgin. How could I think anything else?

[johncoby2]

1. I have no idea what the *uck you are saying, but for ann coulter.....

fuck her.

[DesEtoiles]

21. please read with a heavy dose of sarcasm

I'M not the one who's into judging others. But SHE is. So let her be judged by her own standards.

[paineinthearse]

28. errrrrrrrrr

No thanks.

:puke:

[Catherine Vincent]

52. Hahahaha!!

My niece was just passing by as I had your pic up and she said "oooh, that woman is "ugg-a-lee!"

:-)

[Roland99]

86. GAH!!!!

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[Dorian Gray]

90. I always thought

that she and Bill Maher had a "thing" going on. Just saying!

[tuvor]

3. She's a red herring. While people pay attention to her...

...bush is working on eroding another one of your rights.

[Warpy]

4. Cross dressing men are incapable of pregnancy

Besides, that "R" after her name makes any sin irrelevant. Believers go to heaven no matter what hate spewing harpies they are, remember?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. Speaking as a Flaming Heterosexual...

I can say that Ms. Anne has "run away" written all over her. Even before she opens that yap of hers.

What I want to know is: Why hasn't some enterprising journalist taken a D7 Caterpiller Bulldozer to her past? We know so little about her. It has to be yeasty stuff.

[RetroLounge]

76. yeasty stuff

Oh God...

:puke:

RL

[joeybee12]

6. Of course she's pure! It was, um, broke from, um, horse riding!

Yeah, that's it--horse riding!

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[XemaSab]

13. "Oh, Dr. Dean, I've been very naughty...."

n/t

[sea dee]

16. not that there's anything wrong with that....

you got it.

Is it just me or does she look to anyone else like a intersexual?

[XemaSab]

57. She does have a very masculine facial structure

and I wouldn't be surprised if her boobs were not included in the original package. She doesn't seem eager to show off her chest, though she's certainly not shy about showing off just about everything else. She's also very broad-shouldered, and not in the sense of BEING a broad. Her hands are HUGE. Her body is utterly lacking in curvature except for the aforementioned strange lumps of uncertain origin about her chest.

The thing that makes me think that she's not a man is her utter lack of muscle tone. Unless she's an anorexic man.

In either case, she's certainly anorexic, and anorexics frequently have lowered estrogen levels, which could explain some of her more masculine features. Swelling of the submandibular glands can occur, which explains the freakishly large Adam's apple. One of the other consequences of severe anorexia is heart shrinkage, which she most certainly exhibits. She also exhibits disordered thinking.

Yes, this fits our Ann....

[area51]

74. "...strange lumps of uncertain origin about her chest..."

lol (n/t)

[mim]

39. Ann Coulter's sex life

Joe Conason, in Big Lies, said that Ann Coulter has a very active sex life:

"Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham may idolize Phyllis Schlafly, but they aren't known to be models for her 'abstinence education' campaign. Why should they be? The unmarried pundits know that sexual abstinence (like strict sobriety and profound piety) is for the poor rubes who stay home watching the 700 Club, not for urbane young Republicans hanging out in saloons on Capitol Hill and the Upper East Side."

Conason also reported that she said on Rivera Live, "Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married."

But if she were a virgin, so what? What's wrong with being a virgin? Is an active sex life a civic duty?

[Career Prole]

8. She's probably pulled a train or three at the ranch in Crawford...

...or was a rally girl at Bohemian Grove, both of which are good ol' non-cash campaign contributions to the right.

[bleedingheart]

9. I really pray that she gets married and then has to stop working

to live by the right wing code...

[koopie57]

10. why do the news station

always use the k-mart fun-house camera lenses on her?

[rooboy]

11. I won't criticize her because she's more of a man than I am. n/t

[Donailin]

12. If she's not married and she's a virgin

then, she's an OLD FUCKING MAID.

The secrets out, pass it on.

[NNadir]

14. I hope it's a virgin. I wouldn't want to be the man or woman that has sex

with it.

[amjucsc]

15. No she probably just eats the men she sleeps with... nt

[sea dee]

17. what man would want to touch her?

what man would want to touch her?

[peacetalksforall]

18. Still a virgin while wearing her pelvis length skirts and sitting

with legs crossed under a glass table in her tv guest spot appearances(a la Basic Instinct) - while generous and kind thoughts form and are spoken by her, displaying the manners and graciousness of a gentle Victorian lady. That kind of virgin.

[LTR]

19. Intercourse? Nahhh...

I'll bet she's given a lot of head, though.

:spank:

[GiovanniC]

77. Like This?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

20. She might be a virgin, men may have looked down there

and saw something that didn't belong and decided against the act.

[sea dee]

24. "She might be a virgin, men may have looked down there"

teeth?

[mermaid]

37. No

He means a DICK...

Damn, get up to speed!! There have been accusations flying forever that Ann coulter was a man. so much so that some even call her "Mann Coulter."

Myself, being a transsexual, do not find this funny, and do not engage in that particular put-down of Miss Coulter...but, all the same...who'd want to fuck a bitch like that?? :puke:

BTW, Welcome to DU, seedee!!

[sea dee]

42. I am not laughing at you but with you (I hope)

The only person who welcomes me is a transsexual.........

oh well you're nice so you're cool with this breeder.

[mermaid]

49. Hey, Don't Worry About Me....I'm Harmless....

mwahahahahahahaha

No, sincerely, I'm asexual, so I really AM harmless. I just don't particularly care for the Ann/Man jokes, because I think they are somewhat insensitive to transgender folk like myself.

I mean, Jeebus, the worst-looking crossdresser EVER LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT!!!

Again, welcome to DU

[CaliforniaPeggy]

64. Hi, sea dee,

Let it not be said that you had only ONE welcome to DU! Hope you enjoy reading all the smart and insane posts that show up here...This place never fails to enlighten and amuse or possibly scare me.:hi:

[Erika]

22. She's a middle aged woman making big $

for slamming and incitement. What is sad is her viciousness. Her choice of clothing is a touch sad/tacky also.

It amuses me that the extremists think of her as such a heroine when all she is doing is being an entertainer for bucks.

[Auntie Bush]

38. "all she is doing is being an entertainer for bucks. " Right on!

[Patriot Acts]

23. Ever see the adams apple on that trick....

.....ANN is a man. Adams apple + large hands = MAN

;)

[sea dee]

26. no this is a man n/t

[Anarcho-Socialist]

27. didn't she also have that surgery to lower her voice too? n/t

[sea dee]

29. woudn't be to raise her pitch?

woudn't be to raise her pitch?

[sea dee]

34. think about it

I suspect she had a VERY bad sexual incident in her youth that she associates with liberals (no joke).

[Anarcho-Socialist]

36. Yeah, that's what I meant... (damn you bad brain)

[mermaid]

25. Who the FUCK Would WANT To Marry Ann Coulter??

For that matter, who'd wanna FUCK Ann Coulter??
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[sellitman]

33. That mental picture is awful!

[Ian David]

40. I suppose if Anne Coulter got you pregnant, you might marry her

[fooj]

58. I'm loving your little army of pukers! There isn't a bag large enough...

LMAO!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Proud2BAmurkin]

30. At least it's too old to reproduce itself

.

[cags]

32. EEEeeeewwwwwww, Thats a visual I didn't need. I don't even want to know

:puke:

[sea dee]

35. she seems to get a sexual kick out of attacking liberals

I suspect she had a VERY bad sexual incident in her youth that she associates with liberals (no joke).

I've see footage of her and she seems to get a sexual kick out of attacking liberals

[Catherine Vincent]

53. I always thought she had a hidden desire to sleep with Clinton.

[LTR]

41. How many decades ago did she hit menopause?

That may explain many things.

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[bywho4who]

44. Unless you

Consider D batteries pure:nuke:


I Know only if there coppertops


ROTFLMAOWMDIMH!!!!!!:hi: & ANN CAN'T HAVE NONE

[sea dee]

45. don't be silly you know Ann's toys run on leaded gas. LOL

don't be silly you know Ann's toys run on leaded gas. LOL

[democrat in Tallahassee]

46. 45 my butt; she's 50 if she's a day. the anorexia makes it hard

to tell though, she may be older; the boney look is deceiving

[Media_Lies_Daily]

47. Yeah...she's a virgin........

....if you don't count all of those german shepards.

[ernstbass]

93. OMG not the german shepards

they were innocent victims.

[RedCloud]

96. Let's hope they were West German shepherds! N/T

[alcuno]

48. Next time she's on CSPAN, that's the question she should get.

"Are you a 45 year old virgin?" We'd never have to see her on CSPAN again.

[caligirl]

50. She is a HAG!!!

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[Djinn]

54. I don't care any more about her sex life

than I did about Bill Clinton's. As far as I'm aware, vile though she is, she doesn't actually espouse the no sex outside marriage thing.

There's so much ammunition to use against this warmongering piece of shit - why use such sexist and stupid issues like her sex life and whether or not she's a "slut"?

[leftofthedial]

61. then why participate in a thread about her virginity?

:shrug:

[Djinn]

72. just figured I'd check how many liberals

used the word slut - it's always funny to me how being fond of fucking is still considered to be a bad thing - even by people who consider themselves progressive, that a woman's sex life regardless of whether she's made anyone elses an issue is still considred to be worthy of discussion, and that women can still be described as "diseased" because they dare to have sex.

There are very few things I take the traditional "feminist" approach on but critising Ann Coulter because of who or how often she fucks is just stupid.

[leftofthedial]

80. do you want to remove words and their connotations from our language?

I'm also a slut.

It's a word with a meaning and a connotation. It shouldn't threaten you.

[independentchristian]

55. Oh get real.

Of course she's probably not a virgin and she could care less whether it's a sin or not.

The other day when she was on C-Span, she dropped a "B-Bomb" right on the air.

After she said she was going to a Pentecostal Church and she also attends a Catholic Church, she proceeded about 3 sentences later to say "B***H."

[sea dee]

56. she's attacked a war ver before

did you ever see the footage of her telling a vietnam vet we lost the war because of people like him?

[DesEtoiles]

59. she blamed Max Cleland for getting his own limbs blown off

too much beer, she said

not a combat injury

[sea dee]

60. as close to a transcript as I could find of Ann attacking crippled vet

"In the MSNBC NewsChat segment, in which Coulter debated Bobby Muller, president of the Vietnam Veterans of America Foundation, her exact words to the paralyzed veteran were: "No wonder you guys lost." She was interrupting Muller's point about the role that landmines played in the Vietnam War: "In 90 percent of cases that U.S. soldiers got blown up--Ann, are you listening?--they were our own mines."

Muller responded to Coulter's remark with an incredulous "Say that again," while moderator Felicia Taylor sharply rebuked the in-house pundit: "OK, we're not going to get into that conversation. Ann, that was unnecessary! Mr. Muller, please continue....""

1996

[NCN007]

62. Whats the point of this?

[Dr Ron]

63. Franken says she's promiscuous

There was a comment in Franken's book quoting Ann Coulter, in an unguarded moment, saying that she was going out to the bar to pick up a guy to get laid, saying it was ok to pick up someone because she's not married. I wish we had this on tape somewhere to verify.

[jdj]

65. yes, she "feels bad" about having extramarital sex. so that makes it okay.

she is a christian, and therefore "forgiven".

Brock says she is a lush.

She dated Bob Guccione Jr. among others.

[LittleClarkie]

66. Check for cobwebs

I love "Drop Dead Fred" Go Adrian!

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[dv8]

69. I also ask the same of Condoleeza Rice

[B Calm]

73. I think we all know who Condoleeza Rice is doing..

After all, she has slipped several times to the press calling Bush her husband..

[Goldmund]

70. I like that assumption.

Let it stand, please!

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[katinmn]

75. LOL. I feel a lot of love in this room.

:spank: Ann Coulter brings out the best in everyone.

[No Exit]

78. I see your point!

Which is it, Ann? Are you a virgin, or are you a sinner?

Sorry, Ann, there's no in-between. (You're the last one to deal in shades of gray, Ann, wouldn't you agree? "With us or against us?" "American or terrorist?" Doesn't that sound like your style, Ann?)

[mwb970]

79. She doesn't seem fully human to me...

As if she is missing some important part of the psyche that makes us different from animals.

On the rare occasions that I talk to anyone about this abomination, I always use the pronoun "it", as in, "Colmes unexpectedly asked it if it was calling him a liar. The only thing it could think of to say was..." etc.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/2/28/22328/3964#12

[DinahMoeHum]

81. Larry Flynt (Hustler) calls Coulter a "Fag Hag". . .

says she has a thing about gay men.

Link: (need day pass if not a subscriber)
http://archive.salon.com/books/int/2004/07/08/flynt/print.html

(snip)
Q. You mention Ann Coulter several times in your book. Did she really have an affair with Bob Guccione?

A. Bob Guccione Jr., who was the publisher of Spin magazine. And she was dating him. I find it hard to believe that any man could screw Ann Coulter, but they were having an affair.

Q. I had the vibe when I was talking with her that she was in the closet, fulfilling some sort of Republican sexual irony.

A. You know, I call her a fag hag. She does like to hang out with gay guys a lot.
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[ohio_liberal]

82. Virgin, not hardly

Joe Conason wrote about her in Big Lies. She's all for the abstinence only bible-beating except when it applies to herself. She's well known to be a hard-drinker, hanging out in popular DC bars and getting plenty of action.

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[Bridget Burke]

87. She's a paragon of the Moral Values party....

Not like us Liberal chicks....

[Cleita]

84. Oh come on now.

You know the hypocritical right wingers don't tell the truth. Of course she's not a virgin, and she probably uses birth control. She probably has had an abortion or two in her lifetime. Most women have had at least one abortion in their lifetimes, especially the ones who remain single for a long time.

I think her reason for not having long term relationships, including marriage, is her personality. I mean, if you were a guy, would you call back after a first date?

Of course I am assuming that she really is a woman.

[TNOE]

85. What are the chances

that a 45 yr. old has supposed freqent sex (let's say since the age of 18) and frequent partners - and has not been faced with an UNWANTED PREGNANCY???? The only word she can throw around is "abortion, abortion, abortion" to EVERYTHING liberal and on every show she is on. I think it would be completely legitimate for the MSM to investigate all the right wing hypocrites - she had the gaul to call Clinton a "rapist".... we could just as easily assume something, anything about her. Paybacks really should be hell.

[ohio_liberal]

98. Yeah....

45 yr. old has supposed freqent sex (let's say since the age of 18) and frequent partners - and has not been faced with an UNWANTED PREGNANCY????


I was thinking this myself. Good post :thumbsup:

[Ms. Clio]

88. Maybe she has an Octopussoir

[ProfessorGAC]

89. Yeah, Like She Hasn't Slept Her Way To Her Current Status

Slept her way through college. Slept her way through law school. Slept her way into the law clerk job. Slept her way to her "social commentator" and RNC face, job.

Not a doubt in my mind. She's no virgin. I guarantee it!
The Professor

[Bethany Rockafella]

91. That woman is no more moral than my big toe.

[bamacrat]

92. Maybe she's a lesbian, too scared to come out for fear of the wrath of *

[kodi]

94. I would not waste my seed on that person.

.

[RedCloud]

95. Why isn't she barefoot and pregnant?

Isn't that what the conservatives she so worships cherish?

Why does she exercise freedom of voting since liberals fought for that cause?

What a hypocrite.

[bluedog]

97. is she dating.......................... ron silver

thought I caught a blip of this on Fox last week as i was passing by......and decided to check on it....heres what I found so far:


My idea of Hell: Right now it’s neck and neck between paying five grand to go to London with Hitchens and Horowitz or being seated at a fancy New York restaurant next to a cooing Ron Sliver and Ann Coulter. Developing….

(By the way, that Coulter/Silver thing was found in Lloyd Grove’s column.

http://video.msnbc.com/id/7007474/