NO ONE suspected that bush was the Bomb Torture Kill president

[mopaul]

i mean, the guy's been living right there in the white house for four years, right under our noses, right out in the open, and we never even had a clue that he was a mad dog serial killer/torturer.
they called him the Bomb, Torture, Kill president, or BTK for short.

can you believe everyone fell for it? a godly, pious, church going, bible quoting fellow who looked perfectly normal in every way, even held the highest government office in the land, kissing babies, shaking hands, playing t-ball with kids, and the whole time he was torturing and killing people just as bold as you please, and NO ONE SUSPECTED it was him.

that guy they just caught in kansas, he only managed to kill 10 folks or so, but the serial killer president has killed over 100,000 innocent men women and children, and even had time to torture thousands of them too. and to think the kansas guy wanted to be famous for killing and torturing folks...he's got a long way to go to top the serial killer president's body count.

president BTK.

[GCP]

1. Nominated for greatest

Excellent post.

[shadowknows69]

2. good post

Remember to wave at the black helicopters as they hover outside your window tonight..:smoke:

[Freedom_from_Chains]

3. That's the whole thing about psychopaths

Over time they develop an expert ability to gain peoples confidence.

[praxiz]

4. Why not Bomb, Terrorize, Kill?

Although torture is worthy of mention too.

[hlthe2b]

5. Good one, Mopaul!

So very very true.

[NJCher]

6. The BTK President

I love it. A new moniker is born.


Cher

[jbond56]

7. How about BTK Bulldog? nt

[amber dog democrat]

8. I'd say BTK Chimp

or giggly serial killer.

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. You nailed it

I think even the majority of simpletons could get that joke.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

10. He got a good start with Texas' death row

and I believe he 'did' frogs as a youth. Yeah, it always starts small....

[No Exit]

11. Omigosh! It all makes sense now!

And he looked so... (simper)... harmless!

[lonestarnot]

12. Oh yeah, you posted what I attempted yesterday, but didn't have time.

This is a perfect example of like mindedness. Mopaul you serious mopaul!

[Kingshakabobo]

13. Oh my god!, we trusted him with our Boy Scouts.

[YDogg]

27. That strikes me as an odd photo ...

... why would the Scouts only be allowed in the room one at a time? To protect * from them, or vice versa?

[FizzFuzz]

14. Word!

the BTK president. Perfect comparison.

The psychopath always seduces those who can't grasp that biblical warning: "By their fruits shall you know them" (This is about the extent of my bible knowledge, but it sure is a truth for the ages.)

[AzDar]

15. True dat..However, I think the "b" should stand for "Bankrupt"... n/t

[DemonFighterLives]

16. Sure fits the profile

Smirko a.k.a. BTK

[Beetwasher]

17. Brilliant!

Perfect. Absolutely perfect. You nailed it buddy.

[unblock]

18. murder by numbers, 1-2-3, it's as easy to learn as your a-b-c

Written by sting & andy summers

Once that you’ve decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art

There really isn’t any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone’s coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess

It’s murder by numbers, one, two, three
It’s as easy to learn as your abc
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It’s as easy to learn as your abc

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you’re flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you’ll find your conscience bothers you much less

Because murder is like anything you take to
It’s a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore

Because it’s murder by numbers, one, two, three
It’s as easy to learn as your abc
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It’s as easy to learn as your abc

Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history’s great dark hall of fame
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name

But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land
For murder is the sport of the elected
And you don’t need to lift a finger of your hand

Because it’s murder by numbers, one, two, three
It’s as easy to learn as your abc
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It’s as easy to learn as your a, b, c, d, e

[ClayZ]

20. murder is the sport of the elected

Remember!

"Klara Hitler's sickly son ... all the harm he ever did,
was done for him by others."


:kick:

[earth mom]

24. Murder by numbers-how apropos! eom

[Az_lefty]

19. OMG! It's true....BTK Chimp

[Hissyspit]

21. Ted Bundy was handsome and charming...

[fob]

22. bush*. truth? kill!

[hfojvt]

23. That is hilarious

However, I do not think Bush does all that much Bible quoting. He claims to have studied the book, but to actually be able to quote it is far too scholarly. He throws the almighty in some of his speeches, but neither he nor his speech-writers can cite anything other than perhaps the lines from Paul and Leviticus which condemn male homosexuals. He claims to pray, but the only thing I am sure he believes in, or claims to believe, besides anti-choice, anti-birth control, and anti-gay, is in the divine right of kings, um, I mean Presidents elected by God.

[GliderGuider]

25. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Cardinal Ximinez of Spain (Palin):
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again.

[michael_1166]

26. I think 152 executions...

...as governor of Texas at least qualifies for him being a torturer and killer. I guess he just added bombing because the boy got a bit bored. Now it's entertaining quality TV for him everytime he switches on FOX.