Al Gore, The War On Terra, & The Requisite Question ...

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With the 2004 election upon us, all Americans should ask themselves this: Are you hotter than you were two years ago?

Gail Warning writes in her new book, The Perfect Strom, "When George Bush took office in 2001, the average global temperature was 56.9 degrees Fahrenheit. Today it's well over 58 ... and climbing. A neo-consequence of this phenomenon is greater precipitation (i.e., under George Bush, we're all getting soaked!)."

And in his recently published article, "Atmos-Fear & Loathing in Lost Wages," Carl Weathers speaks of "an insidious climatic threat to our way of life" and warns that "we must protect the environment from the harm caused by dangerous CEOs, COOs, and CO2s."

The time has come to end Dubya's rain of error. Some in the administration already see the handwriting on the wall. EPA Administrator Christie Todd Whitman recently quit. CYA Director George Tenet is ready to resign. And while Bush is touring Africa, Safari Fleisher is busy packing his bags ... a nice gesture on the Press Secretary's part considering no one did the same for Richard Nixon when he was about to be impeached and evicted.

Well, I don't know how the rest of you feel about this tropic, but I'm worried. How can we expect our children to go to school, grow up safely, and fight illegal & immoral wars around the globe if there is no globe!

Suggestive Reading: Al Gore's Dearth In The Balance, subtitled Bush's Brain.


It's getting wetter all the time ... can't get much worse?

Re-Select Bush 2004

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