How many Anal Cysts Did rush limbaugh have?

[slor]

Well lurking freepfucks...how many?

[BiteMeDotCom]

1. Rush Limbaugh IS an anal cyst!

[burn the bush]

8. that was my answer too

[radfringe]

17. One

and it's still there sitting between his ears

[kikiek]

2. He was offically declared one giant one.

[Wiley50]

3. Just one

and he'd get rid of that one if he'd just pull his head out

[Elwood P Dowd]

4. Just one until the draft ended

Then he had it removed when he no longer needed it to dodge the draft.

[Dhalgren]

5. You mean counting the one on his shoulders?

[bvar22]

6. The last time Joe Liberman checked...

....he said Rush did't have any, but the smell was getting worse.

[underseasurveyor]

14. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROTF LMAO

Fuckin'A that's HA-larious

[PDittie]

7. One

A pilonidal cyst is an abscess at the very base of one's spine (tailbone).

Limbaugh claimed his was 'inoperable', though the condition can usually be corrected with minor surgery.

More here:

http://www.snopes.com/military/limbaugh.htm

[nemo137]

9. they can be plenty irritating, let me tell you.

Medical exemption worthy? Unless you get a bad case like my buddy Drew had (surgery, plus having to drain the wound and change dressings twice a day. Very unfun), probably not.

[Glenda]

21. I think I was like your friend Drew...

I had one surgery to drain it.

Then later another surgery to remove it and seal up the wound, which was supposed to work in 95% of people.

Then when that didn't work, another type of surgery where I had to leave the wound open, take 3 baths a day, and that finally healed after 6 months or so. But I couldn't do anything active like go for a run, or everything would break open and bleed.

So if Rush was in the minority like I was, he could have had a rough time of it.

I cringe to think I had things in common with rush. I blame the person who started this thread!!

:evilgrin:

[nemo137]

22. I know, right?

When my doctor told me I had one, I thought "Damn. Do I have to be like *him*?"

[Glenda]

24. And worse yet, it makes me feel like I have to defend the bastard

After all, I had an awful time of it. Of course, I can't defend any of this *other* dysfunctions

You must have had yours more recently than I did. It was years after mine that I read "Rush L is a big fat idiot" and found out

[paineinthearse]

10. Only his proctologist knows for sure

[Melynn]

11. Just enough

to keep him from getting drafted.

[VOX]

12. A medidation akin to "how many angels can dance on the head of a pin."

But far less worthy. :)

[daleo]

13. That occurred to me too.

But you said it so well.

[alittlelark]

15. eyes, mouth, and brain are the only areas affected...

Yeah.

[Liberal In Texas]

16. Does this count all of his marriages?

Speaking of which....

Did you all know how he got his book (I think it was the first one) on the best seller list?

He bought a huge number of them during the first weeks it was out, and warehoused them. Literally, in a really BIG warehouse.

He then dolled them out to friends, callers, etc. But it was so large an amount that they used them for door stops after awhile.

That big of a purchase initially, got him on the NYT best seller list. He bought himself cache.

<creep>
<junkie>
<hypocrite>
<liar>
<fraud>
<chicken-hawk>

[paineinthearse]

18. It would appear we were successful, the freepers are gone. For now. nt

[peekaloo]

19. the one underneath his nose has yet to heal.

[opihimoimoi]

20. It went and gone contagious....too many people walking around

with celeberal cysts, anal cysts, and smelly body odor. America needs a bath/shower and many operations....

God help us all. Bush the Peter went to the Oval Office and became drunk with Power.

[despairing optimist]

23. I knew he had anal bro's. How'd you find out about the cysts?