State of The Onion Address...Whats your Plans

[rsmith6621]

Are you watchin......or are you.....WHAT


tell the world right here what you will be doing during the CHimp and Chiefs speech tonight......


Im Working.

[Ironpost]

1. Making a point to not watch or listen

I have heard all the lies I want to hear.

[Oreo]

2. Watching last week's West Wing

I didn't watch it during the week just for this occassion.

If we can't have a good president in reality, I can at least dream that Bartlett is.

[alfredo]

3. I am going to be in a Democracy For America meeting.

I have little time for the ravings of a two bit fascist.

[Nite Owl]

4. That's where I am going too.

If I get home and it isn't over will have to make a late dinner so I'm going to have to miss it.:)

[alfredo]

5. Most likely I will have to go to a local pub to

decompress after the meeting.

Our group has a different name, Change for Kentucky.




"Today is Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address. As Air America Radio pointed out, it is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication and the other involves a groundhog."

[ernstbass]

6. Bubble bath, good novel, wine, candles

[maveric]

7. Smoke a bowl, sit back and count the lies and other assorted bullshit.

While I'm on DU.

[jackster]

8. oh damn...

I guess American Idol will be pre-empted!

Guess I'll just watch Sunday's Huff episode again on OnDemand!

[Liberty Belle]

9. DFA in SD is hosting a State of the Onion party.

I'll be there, since I'm speaking at the meeting afterwards.

I guess I'd better pack something for an upset stomach.

[LSparkle]

10. I'm going to listen to Pacifica Radio's coverage

They cut in and point out every time Chimperor lies.

[49jim]

11. Watch the Golf Channel eom

[SmokingJacket]

12. Not watching. No way.

It's strange, but I can't listen to him speak AT ALL. It would be bad enough listening to him recite the Gettysburg Address -- don't think I could deal with that. But then listening to all the pukey things he says... well, no.

It's like I've developed an allergy to the guy.

Glass of wine, a good book, some dark chocolate.

[B0S0X87]

13. Watch the SOTU w/ bottles of tequila, jaeger and bacardi

I plan to take a swig of tequila every time Bush says "freedom," a swig of jaeger every time he says "liberty," and a swig of bacardi every time he says "justice."

Should be pretty shitfaced halfway through.

[paineinthearse]

16. There's a great sotu drinking game thread around here somewhere nt

[phusion]

23. That plan...

Is a sure way to die of alcohol poisoning, my friend :)

:toast:

[B0S0X87]

26. I'm still alive

although, at the end he said "freedom" four times in one minute... and I could've sworn Cheney started looking attractive...

:cry:

[Nailzberg]

14. Going to the gym

then driving to the valley for a poker game.

[paineinthearse]

15. CNNcervative poll results

Do you plan to watch the SotU tonight?

Yes - 34%
No - 66%

[LSdemocrat]

17. DFA meeting

[KamaAina]

18. Finish up here at work

Mr. Time Change is my friend. He's saved me from all manner of chimp-related tomfoolery over the past few years.

Now all I have to do is stay away from the NewsHour when I get home.

[Massacure]

19. I'll be dissing Bushit in my extra credit SOTU paper

that my history teacher is offering.

[Blue_In_AK]

20. We'll probably be watching the History Channel or something n/t

[Hardrada]

21. I will be dictating

Some chapters of a book into a tape recorder in a room with no TV.

[Tactical Progressive]

22. Watching and cringing

throughout both the SotU and the televised Democratic response, which should be an opportunity for Dems to hit back hard, but will be mealy-mouthed and nondescript instead.

I'll probably be madder at Dems than the predictably deceitful and demagogic Republicans.

[d_b]

24. I'll tune in.

Maybe Eminem and the black hoodie brigade will kick the door down and turn the SOTU into a WWE extravaganza.

[deacon]

25. won't be watching it and not interested in watching the media spin

jockies.

Starving the Beast :)

[Individualist]

27. I watched Easy Rider, then turned my TV off