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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:13 AM
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I'm looking forward to church = state
Just imagine the possibilities.........

- No environmental laws because God will solve it. That means cheaper everything.

- Wars 24/7. That means less young people alive and more jobs.

- Homos will be rounded up. Again more jobs.

- Because Men dominate completely, no more rape charges.

- All multi goded people will be sent to camps. Jobs.

- Jesus will see only his followers and come back as promised.

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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:16 AM
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1. But with no birth control - those pesky minorities will take over.
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wuushew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:28 AM
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7. Higher non-white births will be offset by more executions
basically the Texas model x 10 and nation wide.
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Carl Brennan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 11:47 AM
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12. And how can they progenerate if they are all in jail? nt
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:17 AM
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2. not only that, but everything will be cut and dried
and as good as it was in the old days before the tax and spendocrats declared open season on the bah-ble and white privilege.

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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:18 AM
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4. That reminds me
- the whiter the skin, the closer to god. Jesus was an Albino.
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:17 AM
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3. And thanks to the miracle of hypocrisy, I can still enjoy my sex, drugs
Edited on Fri Dec-10-04 10:17 AM by Inland
consumer goods, progressive music, and indulge in general hatred towards everyone not exactly like me. Thank you, insert state approved deity or interceding personality here
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pnutchuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:18 AM
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5. And no more FEMA= less deficit
All natural disasters will be God's will
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:22 AM
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6. great concept,lets run it up the flag pole and see if......
they salute .Your ideas on racial purity are in the works along with some spiffy uniforms P.R. came up with.
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MatrixEscape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:32 AM
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8. and ...
- No more prisons. Three options: stoning, burning, slavery to pay off your debt. Simple, fast, easy and great way to get things done.

- No more higher education for non-Elites. Who needs that much knowledge in a primative, Luddite world? It's dangerous. The Bible teaches us everything we really need to know.




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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:43 AM
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9. Science = evil
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 10:54 AM
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10. something like this?
This is a continuation of a piece that was written for a 'dystopia' thread in the new Writing forum. Yes, it's a nightmare scenerio, to be sure. But, if the fundamentalists are allowed and even encouraged to continue their agenda, it is a nightmare we could see coming to pass here.
From: The Diary of Dan Frank

Outside Ithaca, NY. In the year of our Bush 2007

The Fundamentalist Papers
The entire purpose of The Fundamentalist Papers was to gain popular support for the then-proposed ReConstitution. Some would call it the most significant public-relations campaign in history; it was, in fact, the bedrock document for the secularization of the United States as a sovereign Christian nation.

If enough of us are writing these things down, perhaps a record will remain. That will have to be reason enough to continue.

By the time The Fundamentalist Papers, as they came to be known, were enacted into law, we knew it had become inevitable. The perverse and parasitic marriage between wealthy men controlling virtually the entire economy–including virtually all news and entertainment–though their metastacizing corporations and the terrified and enraged masses ready to remake the nation in their "Christian" vision was locked in holy stone.

In the months following the nuke attack in South Florida and the LNG explosions in the Pacific Northwest, a panicked populace was artfully driven into the arms of the most aggressive of the evangelical conglomerates, Our God's America (OGA). OGA's leaders, Pat Roberston and Jerry Falwell, the twin pillars of American christian hypocrisy, stated their organization's goals unequivocally–the restoration of the country's fundamental Christian foundation.

History, be damned!

...to be continued.


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Jurgis Donating Member (22 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 11:25 AM
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11. Uhmm, does this mean...
I gotta take down my nekid lesbian posed poster of the Bush twins?
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Carl Brennan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-04 11:49 AM
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13. The best argument I've heard against this


I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

-- George Carlin
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