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Winamericaback Donating Member (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:30 AM
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VERY stupid quiz
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=115

This is a religion quiz with 20 something questions that really have no coherence and make no sense in telling you what your religion would be..

Especially the "are you going to vote for Kerry" question.. WTF does that have to do with wether I am religious or not? (I'm an atheist by the way, I just get some stupid pleasure out of the makers of the quiz seeing the stats and realizing that there are atheists out there :) )

So if you want to go take a really dumb quiz.. here you go lol
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:34 AM
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1. I am a Buddist or so it thinks
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:37 AM
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2. that is some very Stupid quiz
WTF thats not even like me.

(and i don't even have a religion)
Btw whats the difference from Catholic and Christian?
same thing ain't it?


You scored as Anarchist.

Coochy choochy coo, what a cute little ANARCHIST we have here. You see everything as a means to an end, and that end is You. You don't understand why some saps do community service cause you wouldn't be caught dead picking up trash unless you were in an orange jumpsuit. You're also pretty angry at the world but are too self-concerned to do anything about it because you are an anarchist. Understanding this statement would practically kill you, "There is freedom in obedience." You probably also hate Bush.

Anarchist 85%
Jewish 70%
Cult 55%
Christian 45%
Buddhist 35%
Catholic 30%
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:38 AM
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3. Interesting, posting my results below
Result
You scored as Anarchist.

Coochy choochy coo, what a cute little ANARCHIST we have here. You see everything as a means to an end, and that end is You. You don't understand why some saps do community service cause you wouldn't be caught dead picking up trash unless you were in an orange jumpsuit. You're also pretty angry at the world but are too self-concerned to do anything about it because you are an anarchist. Understanding this statement would practically kill you, "There is freedom in obedience." You probably also hate Bush.

Anarchist

80%

Buddhist

65%

Jewish

55%

Catholic

45%

Cult

45%

Christian

40%
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Goldom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:39 AM
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4. Anarchy is a religion now?
News to me.. but what do you know, apparently I am one.
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Brundle_Fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 06:00 AM
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28. I am one too!
Coochy choochy coo, what a cute little ANARCHIST we have here. You see everything as a means to an end, and that end is You. You don't understand why some saps do community service cause you wouldn't be caught dead picking up trash unless you were in an orange jumpsuit. You're also pretty angry at the world but are too self-concerned to do anything about it because you are an anarchist. Understanding this statement would practically kill you, "There is freedom in obedience." You probably also hate Bush.

Funny I answered very compassionately for the poor and said I put others ahead of myself...hrmm

I do HATE * though.
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azoth Donating Member (408 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:40 AM
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5. WTF? I've never been called an anarchist before. Fascinating.
Wrong on the community service piece and the "too self-concerned to do anything about it" bit. The last two sentences are right on target. I think the quiz is whacked, personally. An anarchist - wow. Now THIS is something to make a blognote about!
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Result You scored as Anarchist.

Coochy choochy coo, what a cute little ANARCHIST we have here. You see everything as a means to an end, and that end is You. You don't understand why some saps do community service cause you wouldn't be caught dead picking up trash unless you were in an orange jumpsuit. You're also pretty angry at the world but are too self-concerned to do anything about it because you are an anarchist. Understanding this statement would practically kill you, "There is freedom in obedience." You probably also hate Bush.

Anarchist 70%

Buddhist 65%

Jewish 60%

Christian 50%

Cult 40%

Catholic 30%


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Winamericaback Donating Member (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:50 AM
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11. Well they could be using anarchist as a synonym for atheist or
somebody who is not a devout Christian. Which of course shows the bias of the poll and the thinking of some fundies in a way making anarchist and atheist synonomous ...
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:57 AM
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15. Same here!
I guess there's no such thing as an atheist or agnostic to these fascist little quizmakers. Oh, and the Kerry question along with the 'you hate Bush' comment makes their views pretty clear. "There is freedom in obedience" - Now that's just creepy :scared:
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azoth Donating Member (408 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 03:04 AM
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18. Freedom in obedience. Bah.
I suppose in a religious sense I could be considered an anarchist - in the broadest of terms - given that I believe everyone should be free to believe, worship, or none of the above. That does fit the definition of anarchism if you stretch it a bit, eh?

However, I'm in agreement that the obvious bias of that "quiz" is very evident.
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DireStrike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:40 AM
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6. "anarchist" is a religion?
Yep... just keep sliding along down that slope... nothing to see here... pretty soon Christian and Republican will be synonymous.
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MatrixEscape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:40 AM
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7. I am an
Agnostic Zen Buddhist so I quit while I was a head.
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northamericancitizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:50 AM
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10. What is the difference between agnostic and
atheist? I know I read about it but cannot remember the specifics.

Ty

Lise
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Winamericaback Donating Member (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:53 AM
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13. In philosophy
we were taught that an atheist is someone who believes that there is NO god, no heaven and no supreme being while an Agnostic is someone who reserves judgment, a person who will not say whether there is a supreme being or not without proof.

Dictionary.com definition:

Atheist: One who disbelieves or denies the existence of God or gods
Agnostic: One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God.
One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism
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northamericancitizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 03:06 AM
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20. Thanks for the definition. I am definitively not an atheist but
the jury is still out about a god or gods. Mind you my personnal definition of god is not a traditionally christian one. It has more to do with our connection to the universe.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:48 AM
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8. I consider myself Catholic btw
Christian

70%

Buddhist

60%

Catholic

55%

Anarchist

55%

Cult

45%

Jewish

45%
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TaleWgnDg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:50 AM
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9. What a complete farce! Tis worse than a "VERY stupid
quiz" because it was a waste of time. heh.



.
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Winamericaback Donating Member (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:54 AM
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14. I did warn you :) n/t
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UdoKier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:53 AM
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12. Apparently, I'm an "Anarchist" too.
Of course, that couldn't be further from the truth, and I'm hardly as self-centered as they imply.

They were right when they said "You probably hate Bush."

Who in his right mind doesn't?
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 02:58 AM
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16. But "there's freedom in obedience".
You self-centered Bush hater, you!!
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DireStrike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 03:01 AM
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17. "Freedom in obedience"
Freedom from thought? Responsibility?

:shrug:
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azoth Donating Member (408 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 03:05 AM
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19. Yes. And yes.
Didn't you know.

Let go. Let god.

See how that works?
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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 03:08 AM
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21. This survey is intentionally skewed...

...Look at how many questions (by their tone) denigrate our God given right to choose our own destinies.

This is more than ironic, given that Conservatives used to champion individual rights.

Now it appears un-Godly to utilize our God-given intuition.

No one respond to this survey. The "right" wants to use the results to bolster a contrived case in coming elections!!!

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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 03:12 AM
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22. Whaaaaa?
Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 03:49 AM by LeftyMom
Result You scored as Anarchist.

Coochy choochy coo, what a cute little ANARCHIST we have here. You see everything as a means to an end, and that end is You. (Hardly. I'm more the selfless to a fault sort, the type who'd give you some money if you needed it even if I needed it a bit more. Especially if yoou have kids, I can't stand to see kids go without.) You don't understand why some saps do community service cause you wouldn't be caught dead picking up trash unless you were in an orange jumpsuit. (Gee, I wonder who that was getting freezing water all over herself in biting winds to clean leaves, candy wrappers and other windblown detritus out of the community pool today, she sure looked like me.) You're also pretty angry at the world but are too self-concerned to do anything about it because you are an anarchist. (I'm not exactly angry at the world, being more the gallows humor sort.) Understanding this statement would practically kill you, "There is freedom in obedience." (I get it- I've read Orwell!) You probably also hate Bush. (Well, the hating Bush part is right. Other than that, I'm a pretty lousy "anarchist" what with the obeying the law and the not having a problem with the idea of government and all...)

Anarchist

95%
Buddhist

75%
Christian

60%
Jewish

55%
Cult

55%
Catholic

35%



I had no clue that those were the only religion options out there, or that "anarchist" was a religion. The quiz writer would probably file my faith under "cult" althoug the writers' probable faith fits the definition better than mine ever will.

This quiz is nuts.
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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 03:16 AM
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23. Taking the test bolsters the 'right'...

Don't even submit the results. These kinds of quizzes will be used against free thinkers in future elections.
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NYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 03:19 AM
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24. Another anarchist here.
Anarchist 90%
Buddhist 60%
Jewish 60%
Cult 55%
Christian 20%
Catholic 20%

If I read these results correctly, I'm only 90% of an anarchist. The other 10% of me must be uncommitted. If I were a Buddhist, the monks would give me a 60% success rating? Is that how this works?
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Selteri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 04:17 AM
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25. This is stupid
It states I'm a non denominational Christian.

I also got the 'you struggle with disobedience' statement

Funny, I'm a dieist, I believe in God, that's about it.
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Piperay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 04:25 AM
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26. What the fuck does wearing black have
to do with anything??? STUPID thing said I was an anarchist with is just total bullshit!
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Art_from_Ark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 06:59 AM
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29. 90% of Japanese businessmen wear black at this time of year
Edited on Mon Nov-29-04 07:03 AM by Art_from_Ark
OMG! They're all anarchists! :crazy:

P.S. That was one of the stupidest "quizzes" I've taken since kindergarten!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 04:30 AM
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27. I took it twice in two different browsers and all I get is:
"Warning: mysql_num_rows(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/halcali/middle.php on line 103"

Did I break it? I was expecting to get "anarchist" or "Satanist" or something.




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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 07:41 AM
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30.  I'm an Anarchist. ;)
You scored as Anarchist.

Coochy choochy coo, what a cute little ANARCHIST we have here. You see everything as a means to an end, and that end is You. You don't understand why some saps do community service cause you wouldn't be caught dead picking up trash unless you were in an orange jumpsuit. You're also pretty angry at the world but are too self-concerned to do anything about it because you are an anarchist. Understanding this statement would practically kill you, "There is freedom in obedience." You probably also hate Bush.

Anarchist

80%
Buddhist

80%
Catholic

60%
Jewish

40%
Cult

40%
Christian

0%

:bounce:
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 07:49 AM
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31. Anarchist
Sweet - the last two polls i have taken made me Athiest Anarchist
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Feathered Fish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 08:06 AM
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32. This is such garbage
Who the hell came up with this crap? I scored as a Buddhist

You are a Buddhist You basically get lost in the sea of conflicting ideas as your mind hasn't been developed to discern truth from halftruth. You entertain many philosophical ideas that don't apply to your daily life or actually fulfill you in any way. Maybe you didn't have a strong background of faith and morality growing up, which is why you have basically no convictions whatsoever.
Follow your heart, it will guide you to the obvious truth and its simplicity will astonish you. Tarot cards, astrology, and witchcraft will be a temptation for you. Be careful.


:eyes:
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 08:22 AM
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33. Who put out this kind of shit?
Just another label these assholes are trying to put on one.

Fuck it!
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Mallifica Donating Member (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 08:26 AM
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34. I too schored as an anarchist
hahahahahahahahahahah . . . .

(although I do wear a lot of black)
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akwapez Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 08:34 AM
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35. Where is this church of Anarchy?
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akwapez Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-04 08:34 AM
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36. Where is this church of Anarchy?
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