Freepers Orgasmic Over Bush's Most Recent Fake BIGMAN Photo-Op

[elehhhhna]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1284927/posts

hold your nose & click

[Turbineguy]

1. I am always impressed

by the fortitude of DU'ers that can go to that site. I can no longer do so.

[drdtroit]

2. It's evident that shrub is the poster boy

for all these "limp-dick" sobs!

[gorbal]

3. We should mail them all tissues

I mean, where do they get off?

[Moochy]

6. Freeping will make you go blind

>I mean, where do they get off?

Apparently right at their keyboards!

[havocmom]

4. If he's so tough, save the $ and cut the SS detail!

And watch the boy NEVER leave the house again! :evilgrin:

We wasn't saving his SS agent. He was in a panic when he noticed the guy wasn't there!

Edited to add: America under attack on 9-11-01, sit and stare blankly for 7 minutes... Chile, 11-20-04, SS agent more than 24inches away, fly into action to get reconnected with his security blanket. Yeah, we see what he values: his own ass and nothing else

[Moochy]

9. Cut the SS detail?

Ditch his SS ? Bush would never abandon his special SS honor guard from the secret antarctic nazi base.

Oh wait I forgot to remove the tinfoil from last nite!

thats better.

[notadmblnd]

19. I agree,, he was scared shitless

He knows he's hated everywhere. I was hoping it was a plot to arrest hime or something good like that.

[havocmom]

23. wasn't there a story about someone in Chile planning to file war crimes

charges, lawsuit or something? Not only is he afraid of real people, but now he has to worry about papers being served.

[OutsourceBush]

31. I agree, he was in full panic mode...

No protectiion. He probably had to change his underware after that.

[Somawas]

5. Dear Leader

has now saved a Secret Service agent. He shall save the world for His people.

[fujiyama]

7. OK

I literally scrolled down the page in 5 seconds and started feeling sick to my stomach.

I couldn't bear it any longer. Those people are insane...

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. Jeebus.

I got slapped around more times than I care to think about when I was a bouncer. Broken ribs, sprains, headaches and jaw aches...part of the job.

On the other hand, at no time did I, or anyone else get orgasmic over me or consider me a hero.

Those poor people have a cult of personality going and we all know where those things lead: crushing dissillusionment.

Why do the repukes so need to deify someone?

[Vickers]

10. hahahaha, they actually show this picture so show how "tough" he is

Bwahahaha, have you ever fucking used an axe you goddam sissy????

"my heroes have always been cowboys"

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[elehhhhna]

11. Dang he looks like he's practicing for cheerleadering manouvers!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

12. Many of my gay friends...

Chop and maul their own firewood.

What can we infer from that, using standard FreePee logic? ;-)

[Moochy]

13. Lookout! the cheerleader's got an AXE!

Thats the scariest cheerleader I've ever seen...

[madrchsod]

15. love that picture

cheap china work gloves..10pound head wood splitter- holding it like he`s never seen a wood splitter before.

[NV Whino]

18. Awe, they gave him a little one

so he could lift it.

[notadmblnd]

20. he's not holding it correctly

That is not how you hold an axe and it looks like he's struggling with the weight of the top of it.

[Career Prole]

22. He may as well have a sign on his back that says

Please Kick My Ass.

What an ultramaroon.

[Career Prole]

14. A scuffle on the red carpet with the Secret Service at hand

is awe-inspiring valor to these deluded people, and John Kerry's heroism under fire was over-rated.
Holy shit...I don't know what to say. They're mainlining the koolaid now.

[StClone]

16. Major accomplishment !?

For the wonder boy.

Ask a Freepits to name a success of Bush and they struggle. I guess winning a paranoid push-and-shove match with security guards would do for these affirmation seekers.

He is awkward with this as another indication of how he interacts with the world -- not very tactfully and without deft.

[datasuspect]

25. more like

they are freebasing the kool aid or doing kool aid speedballs

[Career Prole]

32. Oops! I guess I dated myself,

didn't I? :D

[EDT]

17. The Kerry snowboarding incident with the secret service made me cringe-

I'm surprised the Freepers aren't bringing it up.

I don't know how anyone can stand that user interface. If it was better I'd probably lurk more over there.

[Menshevik]

21. Yeah

I think FR was programmed by a bunch of chimps...horrible interface

[212demop]

27. actually they did bring it up.

[TrustingDog]

24. bush's environmental policies...

Save that last derned tree for me, boyz.

[212demop]

26. they think they elected the Marlboro man

I just linked to that (thanks A lot- no, Really, no sarcasm :) ) and read more of their inane posts than I know why (it was like hallucinating after a while). And I swear, I know they're looking for their next candidate, they want a cowboy- that seems to be the only qualification that matters, oh, and that evangelical thing- so seriously. Bring in the Marlboro man and hang a cross around his neck, and, hell, invent a born again story and , voila--- candidate!

or.....alternately, oh, my GOD... Do they dare? Mel Gibson! The next best thing to Jesus.

But he's so, so... Hollywood!

But, hey. hypocrisy's second nature to those freepers.

[TroglodyteScholar]

28. This one's ALMOST convincing.......

LOL

[kiki]

30. There's that wire again...

"Mr President, we're reading a 10 per cent sissification factor in your walk. Bow your knees out a little."

[Ilsa]

29. Idiots. They think he's a cowboy.

He only rides a pickup truck with automatic transmission, I bet. Never been seen on a horse. He looks more like a gardener to me. What an insult to real cowboys.

What was that line about a writer asking a farmer why he was wearing a baseball cap while working versus a cowboy hat? "Why would I want to look like a truck driver?" the farmer asked.