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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 04:54 PM
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Once we start funding religious schools, I plan to open my own...
St. Lucifer and the Whore of Babylon Academy.

I am currently pre-enrolling if anyone is interested.

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gWbush is Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 05:02 PM
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1. "Yeah, I graduated from The Whore in '14"
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 05:07 PM
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3. Actually, I am not totally tongue in cheek...
All those nice xstian folk think that tearing the wall down between church and state to send their kids to xstian school will be so wonderful, but inevitably the best response to it is to open up a school based on something so repugnant to those people they think twice about having their tax dollars pay for it.

St. Lucifer's Academy is one idea.

Another would The Holy Site of Mecca Muslim pre-school.

The fundies would go fucking ape shit.
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Sandpiper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 05:06 PM
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2. Prince of Darkness Satanist Academy
Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 05:14 PM
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4. I have a similar Idea...
Plan on getting many like minded people together and opening the Wiccan Academy on Witchcraft, with a huge Pentacle on the front of the building. Why not?
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buckettgirl Donating Member (608 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:11 PM
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11. but
since they are ignorant to our ways, they would equate it with Harry Potter...which isn't all bad... but still...

Personally I love the idea, then our children would no longer be outcast for wearing pentacles and saying they pray to the Goddess. :D
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maxsolomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 05:14 PM
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5. A publicly funded Atheist Academy would do nicely.
no religion is apparently a religion now.
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Sandpiper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 05:18 PM
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6. The Freethought Academy of Atheism and Agnosticism
How's that sound?

The fundies would shit a brick.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 05:31 PM
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7. LOL
eom
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sangh0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 05:34 PM
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8. I habe no intentions of attending
but please let me know when you start hiring
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 05:57 PM
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9. I MUST see the curriculum first.
:evilgrin:
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 06:06 PM
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10. What kind of entrance exams are we talking about here ?
:evilgrin:
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