Women of DU: Want to work for George W. Bush?

[stevedeshazer]

http://www.thegully.com/essays/america/img_usa/rice+bush.jpg

[MichiganVote]

1. Hell No!

[smurfygirl]

2. God he is so creepy

What is up with the way he looks at women?

[Maat]

3. No way!

[ogradda]

4. no!

this is for even thinking of it!:spank:

[Miami Liberal]

5. Hellzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz NO!!

The man has no lips.

[Skidmore]

25. LOL!!

My mama (rest her soul) always used to say, "Never trust a man who has no lips or who can get a better perm than you."

[Ithuilwen]

6. Ewww!

:puke:

[sweetladybug]

8. HELL NO! THE MAN MAKE ME SICK AND THERE IS NO WAY

I WOULD WORK FOR HIM OR ANYONE LIKE HIM!

[muse]

7. NO! And, you didn't even include the pics where he kisses them. Ugh!!! nt

[stevedeshazer]

11. The look is enough

Nothing else needs to be said.

[FloridaPat]

9. I don't think I could be that unethicial, immoral, or evil if I tried.

I like being around good nice people. Not too many are in the power structure of Washington DC.

[Generic Other]

10. Just imagine it this way...

That's what prostitution looks like. Ewwww...

[GRLMGC]

12. He's such a douchebag

God, he has the most stupid face i've ever seen.

[stevedeshazer]

13. Okay then

[GRLMGC]

15. No

GW wins for dumbest fucking face ever. It's punchable.

[MsConduct]

14. No thanks! I'd rather be strung up naked by my wrists at

high noon in Times Square! An I'm not even an exhibitionist.

[Zorra]

16. Hmmm.....as a cook?

:evilgrin:

[Iris]

17. Would it require getting a "Little Lulu" haircut like Condi's?

If so, then thanks, but no thanks.

[stevedeshazer]

19. I'm thinking Olive Oyl

But, your results may vary... ;)

[Iris]

24. YES! It is Olive Oil! I just couldn't remember the right cartoon lady!

[petepillow]

18. Oh Come on! All you have to do is:

1. Submit to a thorough brainwashing
2. Shed your dignity
3. Memorize your lines and learn to agree with all of them
4. Learn to take lots of super-duper-non-sexist kisses on the cheek (which show that you're just as professionally revered as any man in the same position. He'd gush like that over Rummy too, but you know, then he'd burn in hell for bein one o them homos.)
5. Give your opinions as dictated to you by Karl Rove
6. And take your pats on the back for being a token "minority" who advances the causes of zero minorities.

See? An easy 6-step program to share the limelight with the Big Chimp. And maybe, if you're good at your role, you'll inspire lots of other ladies to abandon their souls. That's right, you can truly make a difference!

[chefgirl]

20. I'd rather stick needles in my eyes, thanks

Damn! That man makes my skin crawl. Ewwwwww!! :puke:

-chef-

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. The look he's giving Whitmen...

....... is going to haunt my dreams for years to come! :scared:

[DulceDecorum]

22. About that second photo ............

It occurred to me that it might not be Bush in these photos at all. The president-elect is a busy man these days, forced by circumstance to collapse his interregnum into a few weeks. Perhaps he hasn't the time to attend all these ceremonial events. Perhaps what we are seeing is a stand-in, one of those cardboard cutouts you can pose with on the street around the White House.

I telephoned J. Scott Applewhite, the Associated Press photographer who took that first excellent picture of Bush and Condoleezza Rice. Is it possible, I asked him respectfully, that he was fooled by a cardboard cutout?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&node=&contentId=A52767-2000Dec26

Bushoid Version 2.04 is taller than the original Bushoid 2.00.

[stevedeshazer]

23. LOL!

I hadn't seen that...