Save the preconceived babies!!!!

[Bluebear]

http://www.geocities.com/preconceivedbabies/index.html

Excerpt:

Here are some actions you can take right now.

* If you are a woman (or teenage girl), get pregnant immediately if you aren't already. Every month you delay is the death of another preconceived baby.
* If you are a man (or teenage boy), it is your duty to impregnate as many non-pregnant women or teenage girls as possible. Don't listen to their objections--human lives are at stake! The preconceived babies will thank you for the gift of life!
* Write letters to newspapers, magazines, radio stations, and TV stations, especially those who accept ads from the preconceived baby corpse sanitation industries (Tampax, Kotex, etc.) Ask them to provide factual coverage of the issues, and to refuse to accept advertisements from these companies.
* If you are a woman who is past menopause, or who has had a hysterectomy, ask your doctor about becoming an egg donor and giving your preconceived babies a chance at life.
* Write to your government representatives, demanding that the following be implemented immedicately:
o A ban on all forms of contraception and devices that can be used to avoid conception (digital thermometers, calendars, books and classes about so-called "Natural" (ha!) Family Planning).
o Mandatory insemination of all teenage girls and women in their childbearing years who are not yet pregnant.
o Mandatory fertility treatment and implantation of donated eggs when necessary for all infertile women.
o Dismantling of the preconceived baby corpse sanitation industries.
o Reform in the treatment of post-preconceived baby death trauma syndrome.

[Disappeared]

1. Wonder if I can get a gov. grant

Perhaps I should begin to research Pre-Menstrual symptoms as actually symptoms of anxiety and depression relating to unconscious guilt associated with preconceived egg slaughter?

[Bluebear]

2. Welcome to DU and I think you have something there

nt

[Shoeempress]

3. This is one of the funniest things I 've ever read,

[hey560]

4. Oh man

Is this a joke? If this site is serious the person who runs it has issues.

"* If you are a man (or teenage boy), it is your duty to impregnate as many non-pregnant women or teenage girls as possible. Don't listen to their objections--human lives are at stake! The preconceived babies will thank you for the gift of life!"

What does that mean??? Is he encouraging rape?

[Bluebear]

5. Go to the site and scroll through the pages

I think you will recognize it as high parody :)

[hecate77]

6. This would all work, except for the Tampax workers in Neenah Wisconsin.

Just think, if we implemented these measures, what would those folks do for a living? I mean, the justification for cutting down all our forests is that those 13 lumber mill workers would be put out of work. I think guaranteeing a few jobs in Neenah, Wisconsin is worth the death of a lot of preconceived babies, don't you?

Maybe if you rework your plan to only allow democrat babies to be born, I could get behind it. I'd be willing to sacrifice the jobs for that noble cause!

Seiously, though, this is about the kind of idiocy those mullahs in Kansas would have us all subscribe to.

Nicely done campaign!

[Bluebear]

8. The Tampax workers can use the paper to make Chick tracts

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp

[alphafemale]

9. Weren't Tampons described as "Satan's Cotton Fingers" at Landover?

Sister Taffy I think?

[spatlese]

7. Ban masturbation! n/t

[iamjoy]

11. Well Of Course

All that seed men spill, all those tiny little babies....

[Malva Zebrina]

10. Yup, save all the preconceived babies

because they are a "child" already.

[Sparkly]

12. Ladies! If a man gets an erection and you don't have sex with him,

you could be preventing the birth of a future president! What if the child whose birth you're preventing would have saved the world? What if that child would have found the cure for cancer someday?

:crazy: