So I've been catching up on the Rapture and I'm totally convinced.

[MsTryska]

In 2008 We have no choice but to run Jesus.

"Then I heard a holy one speaking, and another holy one said to him, "How long will it take for the vision to be fulfilled? -....." He said to me, "It will take 2,300 evenings and mornings; then the sanctuary will be reconsecrated." (The ‘war on terrorism’ will last about six and a half years, causing an unbelievable amount death and destruction. Then Bush/the Antichrist will be removed by God and peace restored to the Middle East)....While I, Daniel, was watching the vision and trying to understand it, there before me stood one who looked like a man. (Jesus, the son of God) And I heard a man's voice calling, "Gabriel, tell this man the meaning of the vision." As he came near the place I was standing, I was terrified and fell prostrate. "Son of man," he said to me, "understand that the vision concerns the time of the end." (This vision is about the last days - the time of the Apocalypse and the battle of Armageddon.)"


http://66.135.33.70/bushisantichrist.com/

[DrWeird]

1. He's too Jewish.

He'll never win the South.

[jhain]

4. LMAO n/t

[Unstuck In Time]

12. Really? He doesn't LOOK Jewish.

:D

[DrWeird]

16. Well, no.

Not according to Mel Gibson. He doesn't have a big hooked nose, drool, and morph into demons.

[MsTryska]

18. He'd be one of them Farn Libruls......

he'd still win tho.

if the anti-christ can steal an election, you don't think Jesus could WILL one?


where's your faith, man! he'd be a progressive political godsend. (no pun intended)

[liberal N proud]

2. It make as much sense and anything the radical right is saying.

[Demit]

3. Hmmm. Wonder what the Bushies'll try to smear Him with...

Consorting with prostitutes? Turning water into wine without a license?

[maveric]

5. Is Johnny Damon a dem?

We may be able to slip him?

[MsTryska]

17. Who's Johnny Damon?nt

nt

[Randypiper]

6. He's a liberal

[salvorhardin]

7. Won't work

bush is already channeling god. god trumps jesus right? what i could never figure out is that whole holy ghost wildcard play though... oh and does a satan+god combo double the point value? those silly christains. so many deities, how do they tell them all apart?

(my most sincere apologies to all christains)

[MsTryska]

11. No No No.....Bush isn't

channeling God - but he's making the people believe he is.


it's a hallmark of the anti-christ.


So basically, we have no choice but to run jesus because the prophecy says so. I don't think JC is gonna take no for an answer.

[Cleita]

8. He's too liberal. They would just crucify him again.

[MsTryska]

15. Oh Rove will try......

but i don't think Jesus will fall for that one again.

[IronLionZion]

9. Jesus can't win

his support for the poor, sick, elderly, and love of everybody makes him a bad Christian.

[MsTryska]

14. Ironic isn't it? nt

nt

[karlrschneider]

10. "Blessed are the peacemakers" won't go over very well in

Alabama, Oklahoma, etc.
:eyes:

[MsTryska]

13. Well they'll be disappointed when the Rapture comes

cuz they're gonna go straight to hell i tell you.



the upside is, apparently the good christians are gonna go up to heaven, and then those of us left, will get 1000 years of jesus rule. which doesn't seem like a bad thing.

[immoderate]

19. Sorry, not native born.

Disqualified.

--IMM

[MsTryska]

22. We don't know that! Last time around maybe...

but we're talking about the Second Coming here.


And maybe Arnie will get that little techinicality overturned by 2008 just in case jesus is Foreign Born. ya never know.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

20. from the Book of MoPaul.....

brothers and sisters, today we speak of Christ's words, and how to re-arrange them to fit our new nazi overlord's agenda. this process began in 1980 when the beloved st. ronald 'took' office. take the words of Jesus, the beatitudes, sermon on the mount, etc., and make them more palatable to that certain believer who's not too bright.

many times a precious child has approached me and asked sincerely, 'reverend mo, god told us thou shalt not kill, but my mommy says we've killed 100,000 people in iraq, why is no one obeying god's rules?' or, 'reverend mo, Jesus says blessed are the peacemakers, but we are at war with two nations'. and i always have a handy lie to tell the little ones, because they don't understand exactly how the real world works.

i tell them, 'yes, war is a bad thing and so is killing, but there are evil people in the world who do not believe like we do and they must be made to go away forever', or, 'jesus said to love thy neighbor as you would yourself, but, his neighbor's weren't crazy muslims who hated him for no good reason'.

jesus loves the little children, but not muslim children because they worship an evil and false god. when muslim children are blown up with state of the art weaponry, they don't go to heaven like us, they go the bad place with the devil. i know it looks bad, but all those muslim kids have to die so that nice christian kids like you can live in freedom and visit disneyworld.

y'see suzie, those cute little muslim kids grow up to be terrorists who hate us for our freedoms. they wear funny hats, and have machine guns and they pray with their butts in the air. they are not like us and they never will be so we must kill them all, every last one, to make the world safer for little christian kids like you.

and jesus has told us to conquer their land and take all their resources, especially oil, to power our church buses and hummers and mini vans so you can drive to sunday school.

when jesus said 'blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth', he was just sort of kidding. what he really meant was all the muslims have to go, so that we, the meek christians can have it all to ourselves. and when jesus said 'do unto others as you would have them do unto you', he was just trying to make a point about how we need to do unto others pre-emptively to avoid them doing unto us, do you see?

so parents, when you lie to your kids about the words of jesus, or the ten commandments, or the beatitudes, be gentle and keep it simple. remember how you really believed in santa claus, and how your parents told you that he could fly and make you happy? and remember how bad you felt when you found out it was a big fat lie your parents told you? well it's the same with jesus, just twist those words around just enough to fool the little ones.

those little lies are very useful and helpful when dealing with children, cause they are so easy to fool.

[BeHereNow]

21. ROLF!!!

Is that from a Mopaul post that I missed?
If so, where is it?
I want it!
bhn