Boss Arrested After Employees Report Spankings

[edbermac]

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/3905882/detail.html

The owner of a shaved ice business was arrested after two employees claimed he spanked them for making mistakes at work.

Paul Eugene Levengood, 57, was charged with two counts of sexual battery after the 19-year-old women complained...

At the company headquarters in Minneapolis, sales manager Tom Novetzke described Levengood as a "very Christian person," adding that "We've never had a complaint."

It figures...why are these holier-than-thou fundies so kinky?

[sui generis]

1. damn immoral heteros /nt

:evilgrin:

[LibInternationalist]

2. this would be so hilarious

were it satire, instead of reality

[VaYallaDawg]

3. Kinky is right!

Spanking and shaved ice? Throw in the Bible!! You've got the makings of a 10-X porn show!!!

[patinor4america]

4. Because they're sooooo repressed.

One reason they don't want to think about elections is that they'd have to wake up their brains, and then they'd see what they're doing to other people (ie, above) and have to condemn themselves. And that's one thing they're certainly not going to do, because they don't "believe in the grace of God more greater still", as Martin Luther advised.

[newyawker99]

14. Hi patinor4america!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[bacchant]

5. Welcome to the FUNDhouse

If some fat-fundie-fuck tried to spank my old lady, I'd give him his harp and halo early.

[immoderate]

6. Those ladies are gonna OWN a shaved ice business...

--IMM

[mumon]

7. I'm reminded of the Castle of Anthrax....

"Ohh, spank me!"

"And then the oral sex!"

[Bluzmann57]

8. 19 year old huh?

If that bastard tried that on my 19 year old daughter, she'd probably kick his ass all the way up and down the street. And then I'd get there and the trouble would really start. Sick bastard.

[Catfight]

9. How the HELL do you allow someone to spank you? Are these folks

retarded?

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Was that one of those fast falafel places!

Sounds like Billy Big O's Modus Operandi!

[eissa]

11. "very Christian person,"

I hate that statement. Implies that if you belong to a certain religion, you are incapable of doing wrong. That was the line our payroll director used when a co-worker discovered she had divulged confidential information to another employee. The director was shocked that the employee had spread the contents of the co-worker's file all over the place because "she's a Christian." AAAGGGHHHH!

[vet_against_Bush]

12. Hey, isn't that a family value? nt

[seraph]

13. Sexual repression. (nt)