I'm so blue in Alabama

[trof]

I'm so blue in Alabama
That I want to take a hamma
And whack myself about the neck and head.

An ee-lectronic jamma
For Rush Limbaugh's constant yamma
Is what I want here in the Land of Red.

Though stars fell, there's no glamma.
What we need is an Obama.
Or maybe I'll curl up and go to bed.

So, midst trauma and midst drama,
All I can say is "Damma
Buncha people with no brain inside their head".

[nostamj]

1. we're BLUE in the BLUE states too..

but, it must be worse in the REDs... for all you BLUES in RED states...

[SemiCharmedQuark]

2. Born and raised in Chicago, moved to Indiana.

Im going NUTS! I knew it would be bad when my the other students in my sociology class used the term "you people" on me and the one other minority student.

[TedsGarage]

3. Living In Chicago

Has definitely helped my morale. We voted 81% for President-in-our-hearts Kerry. Move up here. Life is better in a blue state under a Republican president than it is in a red state under a Democrat. We need more electoral votes. Do you realize that if Humphrey or McGovern had won the Blue states, they would have become president? But now all the clout has moved south.