Ashcroft and Evans resign

[RC]

http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm?id=74972§ion=news

WASHINGTON - Attorney General John Ashcroft and Commerce Secretary Don Evans resigned Tuesday, the first members of President Bush's Cabinet to leave as he headed from re-election into his second term.

The resignations were announced by White House press secretary Scott McClellan, who said Bush had accepted the decisions of both secretaries.

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved," Ashcroft wrote in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush.

How? By asskroft retiring?
Look on the bright side, now he will have time to take singing lessions.

[theboss]

1. I challenge anyone to pick Evans out of a line-up

Having said that, thank Christ Ashcroft is gone. But I can only imagine what horror awaits us next.

[kayell]

2. He'll finally have time to record his new arrangement of the

Horst Wessel Song

[Youth In Asia]

3. Don't get too excited.....

They'll only replace him with someone more evil!!!

[sam sarrha]

4. *ush's Colon Pal and Cuntdelisa Reich are also going it is said.

[jefferson_dem]

7. Dude. Ace monikers. Totally crude, just like i like 'em.

[leans2left]

5. GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH.

[The Jacobin]

6. Remember the rumors

that Ashcroft will be appointed to the SC?

He was a senator. Maybe the repugs think he will slide into the court easier that way.

But I doubt that will the case. He is probably cashing in while the getting is good.

[Ann Arbor Dem]

8. Will there be a disrobing ceremony for the Spirit of Justice statue?

:evilgrin:

[RC]

9. Gads, I hope so.

Makes me all sweaty just thinking what is hidden under that blue curtain. :evilgrin:

[Ann Arbor Dem]

10. I wonder if they will sell tickets....

Maybe you could get a front row seat. ;)