Remembering Ashcroft's greatest accomplishment as Attorney General

[Sandpiper]

Protecting us from Tommy Chong and his bongs.

[Coyote_Bandit]

1. Concealing Statutary Breasts n/t

[Mabus]

3. The boob felt he was being upstaged by a boob

and we all know which was the bigger one.

[FeelinGarfunkelly]

2. Ashcroft's greatest accomplishment

Occurred today when he accomplished resignation.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. There you go!

His shining moment in public service.

[Deja Q]

5. Apparently not jailing a single terrorist yet closing down brothels...

nationwide.

Yup, that's morals. Make death, not life.

[Demit]

6. as Attorney General he was a good singer.

[delete_bush]

7. resisting his temptation to replace

the stars and stripes with a swastika.

I bet Letterman does a top 10 list.

[donhakman]

10. He gave me some good material to illustrate

[delete_bush]

11. I especially like the "its time for terrorists"

pic. What program would you suggest a novice buy to do this type of graphic? Just to noodle around with?

[knight_of_the_star]

8. He hunted down medicinal Marijuana users.

Protecting society from terminally ill patients trying to make their last days less painful.

[CBHagman]

9. Spending four years reminding me...

...of a cast member in a community theater production of "The Crucible." Can't you just imagine Ashcroft calling for Rebecca Nurse to be hanged?

I sincerely hope the door does not strike his buttocks on the way out of the RFK building.