Time to play with freepers and Jesusland people mind

[AnIndependentTexan]

If you believe you are Jesus post here that you are Jesus. I'm feeling a little delivish with this one! :evilgrin: I'm Jesus people I admit it!!! You can't be Jesus because I'm Jesus!

[arcane1]

1. I was Jesus first

so there :P

[amerikat]

6. oh just stop that shit.....evryone knows Jesus is a republican(nt)

[Duncan Grant]

13. ...and we have the photoshopped pictures to prove it!

Praise you, arcane1! :thumbsup: :evilgrin:

[arcane1]

21. "hippies for Osama"

I remember it all too well

Bad enough that they had me cheering for OBL, but did I have to be peeing in my pants, er, robe, at the time??

:silly:

[aden_nak]

2. I am Sparta-Jesus.

[Cooley Hurd]

3. But... I'm Jesus!

Here's my card!

[Turbineguy]

4. Hey! Wait a minute!

Somebody told me Dubya was Jesus! Something about "....come like a thief in the night..."

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

5. Son? nt

[intheflow]

7. I AM the primordial Goddess-Mother of Jesus, Mary, Sophia, Holy Spirit.

Ha! Just try to deny a feminine aspect of God/dess!!!!

[blueblitzkrieg]

8. I'm all Jesus and a bag of chips. *snap*

[crispini]

12. Bwahahahahahaha.

I love this thread.

I'm not Jesus. I'm Buddha. :D

[Adams Wulff]

19. Then you must be killed.

Meet me in the parking lot after school.

[arcane1]

22. everyone knows..

that Mithra is the, er, well, he is something! :P

[alittlelark]

9. I am JESUSCON

I am the destroyer of worlds aka-Antichrist.

[Malikshah]

10. Uh, my partner's name is ...

Naw, it's too easy...plus the talibornagain would explode, and I just cleaned my house. ;)

[mopaul]

11. it is "I" whom what is Jesus, and not you at all......

[arcane1]

23. Mopaul, have I mentioned lately...

that you RULE??

:yourock:

[kayell]

14. I'm Mary Magdelene and I'm ready for a little fun.....

...with Martha!

[candy]

15. Johnny Damon is Jesus. Period.

[seabeyond]

16. hey i dont miss with god at all, but easily i can say absolutely i am

jesus as are you as is the next one. says in the good book, jesus is in our heart.

we are all capable of christ conscious, it is whether we chose to listen to our very own christ conscious or our ego

i figure the second coming of christ is when we as one live in christ conscious. and i know my fundie friends are not doing this. they are living the illusion they create in their interpretation of the bible to nourish their ego, not spirit

[JoshWatermanMN]

17. I'm Jesus, And So Is My Dog!

[Adams Wulff]

18. This has been done.

I point this out, be cause this is

THE. BEST. THREAD. EVER.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=106088

[arcane1]

25. Hells yes!

jeez you even had Catpower replying

you are obviously the real thing

:yourock:

[cheezus]

20. why aren' t any white guys named Jesus?

[DireStrike]

24. STFU infidels. I'm Jesus.

Goddamn! I died for you assholes and this is what you do with it?

Why the hell are you still reading the whole bible? JUST READ THE GOSPEL.

In fact, fuck the gospel. Here's the new gospel: STOP. Just fucking sit down and stop.

Jesus Christ! Yes, I invoked myself, that's how wrathful I am. STOP FUCKING KILLING PEOPLE! If you're killing people, you're DOING SOMETHING WRONG. I thought I got through to you with that "turn the other cheek" shtick. I don't care if some guy comes up to you and starts beating you to death - YOU DON'T FIGHT! You think I wanted to be on that crucifix? Dumb Shits. I coulda toasted all those fucking romans. I WAS MAKING A FUCKING POINT. Dumbasses!

[NightTrain]

26. Fuck Jesus; I'M CTHULHU!

Smile! Cthulhu loathes you!