Bush USA vs Gore Kerry USA

[eleny]

http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=5652

BUSH USA is predominantly white; devoutly Christian (mostly Protestant); openly, vigorously heterosexual; an open land of single-family homes and ranches; economically sound (except for a few farms), but not drunk with cyberworld business development, and mainly English-speaking, with a predilection for respectfully uttering "yes, ma'am" and "yes, sir."


GORE/KERRY USA is ethnically diverse; multi-religious, irreligious or nastily antireligious; more sexually liberated (if not in actual practice, certainly in attitude); awash with condo canyons and other high-end real estate bordered by sprawling, squalid public housing or neglected private homes, decidedly short of middle-class neighborhoods; both high tech and oddly primitive in its commerce; very artsy, and Babelesque, with abnormally loud speakers.

[Beacho]

1. I read this earlier

it actually makes me happy that these freaks will NEVER be happy. I mean they have all three branches of the frickin' government and they're STILL pissing and moaning

[eataTREE]

2. Oh, this is the fool who wants to kick the blue states out of the union?

Sign me up, I'm all for it. And after we take all the wealth, all the tax base, and most of the heavy industry, Alabama and Wyoming can enjoy being part of the newest member of the Third World.

[trotsky]

3. "vigorously heterosexual" = sexually confused

"Me no like looking at men touching. Make me think funny."

[eleny]

5. Openly, vigorously heterosexual

Cover the children's eyes!!!

[President Jesus]

4. 100% retard

where would these humps get their money? They'd have a GNP less than Turkey without the blue states.

[Redleg]

6. I like the part about "predominantly white" and "devoutly Christian"

The real problem with Blue States is that they have too many brown and black folks and too damned many non-Christians and non-Protestant Christians. Can you believe these fuckers are actually writing about this shit in 2004? They are bold muthaf@ckers, aren't they?

[carnie_sf]

7. I think

we should all go to freerepublic and agitate the freepers into a campaign to expel the blue states.

[Eric J in MN]

8. As a Minnesotan, I'm in one of the states he's

counting as BUSH USA, even though we voted against Bush twice and his father twice.

And we rarely say "yes, ma'am" and "yes, sir."

[Vickers]

9. Whoever wrote that is a vigorously dumb fuckstick

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