Kentucky is now safe from Gay Marriage.

[Redleg]

I'm glad with all the major problems we have in this country and in this commonwealth that our state legislature took the time to craft a resolution that deprives some of our citizens of the right to get married. <heavy sarcasm>

[LisaLynne]

1. Yeah, because you know what happens if gay people ...

can marry! Um ... er ... what bad stuff happens again?

[skooooo]

2. Well thank god! Wonder what the next great mission...

....to provide moral guidance will be.

[Redleg]

4. We are going to bring freedom to the Martians!

A noble crusade.

[sbj405]

3. I'm sure all those heterosexual marriages have been strengthened

now that the threat of gay marriage is gone.

[aden_nak]

5. All three of the gay people in Kentucky that haven't moved out yet?

[dddem]

6. Praise Jesus -

My marriage is saved! I can feel it strengthening as we speak - Oh wait - I'm from Massachusetts. never mind.

[Clintmax]

7. Exactly.

The world would come to an end if Greekspeak and I were able to get married. We've been together for 9 years now and if we were a man and woman instead of two men, we would be considered commonlaw married. My biggest fear is if he were to get hurt badly (gods forbid!) they would not let me into his emergency room because I'm NOT married to him or am not some other family member.

[Straight Shooter]

8. Yes, and Praise God! Now may we please get rid of abortion

and then birth control and fornication and adultery. Bring back the public whippings and the stocks!

/sarcasm off

[cassiepriam]

9. how does gay marriage hurt me?

I do not get it. The only threat to my marriage
is the big lug I married who is sitting in
front of the tv with a beer.

[Clintmax]

10. That's just it, Cassie...

It wouldn't. It wouldn't at all.

[Carey46955]

11. Yes!

And we have a Senator who relies on Fox for his news instead of reading a newspaper.

Praise Jesus! The Commonwealth is safe!