If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

[fencesitter]

I've signed up for bible classes and later today I'm going down to the family planning clinic to protest. Lunch Thursday at the country club to honor the new young republicans and Saturday night there's a book burning! My calendar is so full, you don't know what your missing!

[rot0r_head]

1. What time is the book burning?

I was hoping to squeeze one in between 4 o' clock negro lynching and 6 o' clock fag-bashing happy hour.

[kcwayne]

2. Waht are a book?

[seeker4ever]

3. God I need a laugh! Thanks

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

4. Where will you find the time

To work in a couple of hours at the pistol range and three trips a day to gas up the Hummer?

[fencesitter]

5. my puerto rican fella gases the Hummer

pistol range is poppin squirrels from the kitchen window. (ouch)

[displacedtexan]

6. Not I, fencesitter! I'm off to protest...

... the price of polo pony feed!

Sometimes you just have to stand up and shout, "No! This is wrong! The price of polo pony feed is spiraling completely out of control! President Bus, we donated 1% of our tax cut to your campaign! Now it's payback time!"

As soon as my sign is delivered from the engraver, I'm off!