Voting with Ugly

[salinen]

When I go to the polls on Tuesday, standing in line with me will be some of the foulest fucks that ever crawled through the slime. In a little town, everyone knows everyone. These creatures paraded though town when the War started. All white, all male, Limpballs fans.

I am this close to doing something stupid if one of those fucks even looks at me.

[Flammable Materials]

1. Don't Need That Kind Of Publicity Please.

Go in, vote, leave. Take a Gameboy, personal DVD player, MP3 player, book, anything you have to to avoid interacting with them.

[salinen]

3. You're right

I'll close my eyes and have my wife lead me in.

[Cerridwen]

2. Please, think a moment. We need wonderful forward looking

people like you.

Please keep yourself as healthy and unfettered (i.e., stay out of jail, dammit!) as you can be so that we can take our country back from the aforementioned "foulest fucks that ever crawled through the slime".

Smile, grit your teeth, then come back here and vent!



:hi:

[salinen]

4. O.K.

But this one rectal ulcer continues to wear an O'rielly cap. Can I at least fart on him?

[Cerridwen]

6. LOL - how about this - have onions or garlic just before leaving

Make sure to say "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiii" right into his face.

:evilgrin:

[salinen]

9. HeHe

[knowbody0]

5. sounds like you are from my town

thank god i live on an island and don't go there often

[Aunt Anti-bush]

7. Don't do anything stupid.

I know it's an urge we all have but just vote and get the heck out of there. Go straight home and watch the news and wait for the announcement that Kerry's our new president and THAT my friend, will be revenge enough. :)

[salinen]

10. Yep

and I'll dance and hug them all.

[vetwife]

8. They read? Are you sure they can vote without help?