Hey, isn't a Red Sox World Series victory a sign of the End Times?

[DemoVet]

If so, we don't have to worry about what happens on 11/2. Just sit back and watch Our Lord and Saviour kick Republican ass for multiple violations of the ten commandments. "So, which one of you assholes thought you were really ME? ALL OF YOU?!? Okay, it's hammer time!!"

[WLKjr]

1. at which point he will start to break dance on thier candy asses saying

with the constitution in one hand and a roll of quarters in the other singing


'you can't touch this'

[indigobusiness]

2. Clearly

Indubitably

[joeybee12]

3. Thta's just what my Evil Yankee fan sister said!

Ain't no connection!

[DemoVet]

4. Yeah, my wife is a Yankee fan too

I'm afraid I wasn't very, um, tactful about their flop in the ALCS series (Hey Honey, did you hear that Steinbrenner is going to move the Yankees to the Phillipines? Yeah, they'll be called the Manilla Folders!) Guess I'm facing a period of celibacy here...

[Javaman]

5. No that would be if the Cubs won.

[DemoVet]

6. If the Cubs win during an election year then Nader wins the Presidency

But I think the Second Coming will arrive before that.

[OneMoreDemocrat]

7. No, but a second Bush term certainly would be.

.

[JackDragna]

8. Nope. The Red Sox at least had the payroll to get good players..

..when the Cubs, White Sox, Padres or Expos win, that's when it's time to go to the bomb shelters.