"Alias" star turns CIA recruiter;

[DarkPhenyx]

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=132306

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The CIA announced Thursday it has enlisted the 31-year-old "Alias" star to appear in a recruitment video to be shown at job fairs and college campuses.
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On the series she plays secret agent Sydney Bristow, who subdues bad guys with a combination of smoky sexuality and karate kicks.
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"She would find an enormous fan base here," he said.
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Hey, why not? Fake evidence, fake agents. Sounds logical to me.

[Jonte_1979]

1. "Hi my name is Jennifer Gardner!"

You might recognize me from such films as "Daredevil" and "Catch Me If You Can".

Today I'm here to talk about the joys of subverting Latin American democracies and installing repressive military juntas!"

[ret5hd]

2. oh thats funny...(nt)

[Bushknew]

7. LOL, I love that show and 24 but

this is ridiculous

[JohnKleeb]

8. heh

thats a good one jonte. I like it.

[mitchum]

9. Very good, Jonte

[skrunch]

3. I'm not a field agent, I just read scripts!

"Ah do declarah, I have often depended on the kindness of embedded assets."

[LoneStarLiberal]

4. Does Jenny Do Arabic?

Gee, you think she speaks Arabic? NO WAY!

What the farck is the deal with flash and glam when you're not appealing to the assets you NEED like languages and foreign experience?

Stupid move, Langley, stupid move.

[wuushew]

5. Does the CIA even need more people?

Their budget is classified and so is the number of people employed by it.

[maggrwaggr]

6. Maybe she'll kiss Madonna and Brittney in a commercial

win-win situation.

remember, these people hire PR people to do this kind of crap for them

[americanstranger]

10. Stupid idea, but

Jennifer's still a hottie.

-as

[bobthedrummer]

11. Perhaps she is one of the MONARCH programmed assets

they are specially chosen and programmed from young age on how to seduce and murder and steal by hardcore fascist elements in CIA, they are the best and the brightest.
http://mindcontrolforums.com/hambone/monarch1.html

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/6583/project123.html

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/6583/project189.html