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The Central Intentions Intelligence Agency.
This morning on the fake news shows they reported that the new WMD report released today will show that Iraq had no WMD, but that Saddam Hussein had intentions of starting programms to make WMD.
So we are now in the business of mind reading, Which is great news for carnies and side show freaks. Perhaps Miss Cloe can come out of her hole and serve in the new CIIA. I wonder if the CIIA can tell me whether I intend to go to safeway or albertsons, I just can't seem to make up my mind and any help that the new CIIA can give me will be greatly appreciated.
It is so comforting to know that my hard earned tax dollars are going towards such valuable services as mind reading and guessing. And since Saddam had intentions, it was well worth the price of sending someone else's child to die for me in Iraq. It was well worth the cost of bankrupting the country, after all the CIIA says that Saddam had bad intentions, so it must be true. Isn't it?
Perhaps we need to start a new police force in our country that focuses solely on bad intentions. Just think, we could prevent crimes before they even happen. We could lock up the bad guys before they become bad guys. Then America can truly be free. Oh my lord, all of these feelings of security are making me well up with tears of pride in being a freedom loving American. What are your intentions?
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