What are the excuses we will hear when Bush loses ??

[kentuck]

From Hannity, Limbaugh, Savage, O'Reilly, and all the right-wingers?? Will it be because the Democrats were dirty? They cheated? Or because the sheeple believed all the bad stuff about Bush? Or because they didn't do their job?

That would be a scenario almost better than a Kerry win. To see them squirm and wiggle around all the excuses that are sure to come. What will be the most creative excuse we can expect to hear? :)

[FlavaKreemSnak]

1. I think they will say that the Rethugs didn't vote

They will say they were all overconfident because they just could not believe that anybody would not vote for Bush, so they stayed home in droves. And that the Liberals tied the hands of the churches so they could not mobilize.

[DeaconBlues]

2. they'll blame it on the "liberal media"

Not a creative excuse, I know, but you know they will use it.

[Aviation Pro]

3. That the American people.....

...don't deserve such a benevolent, father-figure ruler like the President and that they won't recognize the Kerry administration as legitimate.

[GreenGreenLimaBean]

4. they won't accept anything less than victory

be prepared to get out into the street because the thugs will try and overturn Kerry's victory.

[AIJ Alom]

5. the tara-rists ! the tara-rists !

It has always been the plot of the Tara-rists to fix the election ! After all John Kerry is the candidate of choice of the Tara-rists.

My question is who is Tara ? And what the heck did she do to the president ?

[sweetheart]

6. he was never elected in the first place

They world will gain reassurance that it was a fluke, a crime by
jeb and AWOL to pervert the constitution. They'll thank their lucky
stars that they were able to steal 4 years, and go back to their
criminal underworld.

[Bullshot]

7. They're already saying that the liberal media have been sliming

Bush unfairly during this campaign. Unbelievable.

Kerry's military service has been dragged through the muck, while Bush's AWOL questions remain untouched.

Kerry's wife's wealth is regarded as a detriment to Kerry connecting with middle class people, while the Bush's are regarded as plain old middle-class folks.

Bush could fuck up a wet dream and that would be part of his charm, but God forbid if Kerry makes a slight error in anything he says or does.

[JLucas4092]

8. No Paper Trail!!!

How sweet would that one be?

[DeaconBlues]

9. Didn't Peggy Noonan say that if Bush loses its because

the American people desire a "return to normalcy." That is, that Bush's tenure has been so brilliant and revolutionary that the common man will want to return to mediocrity becuase genius scares them.

Crazy, I know -but that's what she wrote.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. They'll say it was election fraud.

They'll claim that Democrats went out to the suburbs and spread false rumors among white male yuppies that their BMWs would be repossessed when they showed up at the polls if they had any late car payments.

[Kierkegaard]

11. Let's see:

Limburger: Clinton's fault...
Hannity: Liberal media bias...
O'Reilly: My dog ate my homework...
Novak: Dan Rather voted too many times...
Boortz: It was the democrat's secret plan!

[Suzie57]

12. If there is any kind of terrorist attack prior to the election

they will of course piss and moan forever that the terrorist swayed our vote.