Excuse me, Does anybody know where are WMD?

[sugus]

I was sailing the net happily, when suddenly a question has appeared in my mind. I don´t know if any people have done themself this question before.

Where are Weapons of Mass Destruction?



Why hasn´t Iraq used them?

Is there any person in America asking the same?

[Dover]

1. Yes, go down Pennsylvania Ave and take a left at the big gates. It's the

first White House on the RIGHT. The WMD are all inside in plain sight.

[ComerPerro]

2. Admit it, you stole them

You aren't fooling anyone. We know they are in your basement.

[T_i_B]

3. Bill Clinton's Underpants!

There's a weapon of mass distraction in there!

[Atlant]

4. Same place they've always been...

Same place they've always been:

Dugway Proving Ground
Fort Detrick, MD
Los Alamos National Labs
Lawrence Livermore National Labs
The Pantex Corporation
The Sandia Corporation

And on Unites States military bases and aircraft carriers
throughout the world.

Atlant

[matcom]

5. i'v got a stash in my basement

oh wait. that's a DIFFERENT "stash" :P

[HawkerHurricane]

6. I keep on telling you people:

They are in my seabag, aboard my ship.
And Seaman Apprentice Hussein is very happy here.
Fireman Bin Laden isn't, but he's a snipe and all they do is complain.

[EV1Ltimm]

7. wyoming, south dakota and parts of colorado.