Leaked Whitehouse Documents............

[Joanne98]

SATIRE: 'Damn! That's sure bad luck for John Kerry!' Leaked White House Transcript
September 13, 2004

PRESIDENT BUSH: Hey hey hey!!! How about that wimp John Kerry. Are these guys pushovers or what?

KARL ROVE: No time to get cocky, George. We've still got six weeks to go.

PRESIDENT BUSH: What is that? Twenty-two days? We can handle it.

VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY: Hell, that'll fly by. These guys are even bigger whiners than we thought. It's almost embarrassing. Ha ha ha.

SECRETARY RUMSFELD: Why don't we just have the son-of-a-bitch rubbed out. He's still taller than you.

KARL ROVE: Telling that talk show host on national television that the war on terrorism can't be won was not part of the script, George. You have to be more careful.

SECRETARY RUMSFELD: Yeah, maybe you should stop campaigning with Jack Daniels.

PRESIDENT BUSH: You can go smooch Saddam again, Don.

VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY: Hell, Karl, these Democrats are so spineless George could do another reading of "My Pet Goat" on 60 Minutes and it won't matter. They didn't even pick up on what he said.

http://www.freepress.org/columns/display/10/2004/950

It's pretty funny.. Must read........