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[Kire]

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. And yesterday,

I told a lie that was THIS BIG....

[Kire]

2. reminiscent of Nixon

only Bush won't put his hands over his head because his pants will fall down or something

[Hubert Flottz]

3. "I Gots The Whole Worl In My Hands!"

If Bush wins the whole world loses!

[JSJ]

4. i am lord dumbfuck

"I am Lord Dumbfuck, King of the Apes"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. And then for the next 4 years, I am gonna grab that big juicy

ass of Amerikkka's middle class, and boy-oh-boy, you know they have a saying in Texas, probably in Florida too, Fat Bottomed Girls, you are my best friend's girl friend.

Uh huh. that's what we say in Texas, of course I was born and educated in Connecicut and got my SSN in Tennessee, but I was Governor of Texas and I owned a Baseball team there...

[LiberalVoice]

6. "I saw WMD's dat wirr diss big!"

[Citizen Daryl]

7. "And then I says ...

... who wants sum turkey?"

[shirlden]

8. And on the first day I said

"let there be light"



Amen, God, Amen


:nuke:

[VOX]

9. "Remember when Ah carried the turkey centerpiece - like this- in Eye-raq?"

"Damn, that was fine! Didn't that blow the roof off?"

[Ganja Ninja]

10. "This is how wide Laura's ass is."

[ElectroPrincess]

11. See ... see how much I care for the American People?

Georgie Boy of Bush Co. proclaims =
"Damn, I cut my vacation short and now Hurricane Ivan may ruin the Disney World jaunt that Karl has been promising me. I'd much rather be floating on the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride than handing out water and ice to you insignificant whiny and sniveling *little people. *Wake up you dumba**es! Listen to FOX and swear allegiance to ME, your God annointed beloved Ruler NOW! I want to get back to more golf excursions and hearing from Wolfy how we're killing more A-Rabs for our crusade (details? See General Boyken) ... and just perhaps, if I'm real lucky, we can waste some Persians soon after my re-appointment errr ... I mean re-election <smirk>." /dark humor and disgusting sarcasm off

[Vickers]

12. "That dang runway was only this long!"

"That's why I had to make multiple approaches!"

The best part is, that is the photo they ran with that he's-a-shitty-pilot story...is there an AP person that is a DUer? :spank:

[ElectroPrincess]

13. Didn't you get the memo Vickers?

Some Air Force General that Bush Co. dug up stated that, "MULTIPLE APPROACHES for landing a jet doesn't mean ANYTHING?!? Why, nothing to see here. He's the best dang pilot in the whole dang Air Force! LOL

[Vickers]

14. Yeah, I always feel pretty confident when I'm on an airplane that has

to make multiple approaches. :P

Here's what that General should do...go get in an aircraft that Georgie is piloting. Shouldn't be a problem, right? :spank:

[VaYallaDawg]

15. But Daddy, I did go to those damn Guard meetin's.