too funny...

[wyldwolf]

A budget-minded gentleman was walking by a travel agency when an
advertisement in the window caught his eye. The ad said, "Ocean Cruise $50.00". He was amazed at the low price and went inside to inquire. The receptionist told him the offer was for real. He signed up and wrote a $50 check. Then a trap door opened under his feet, he fell into the basement of the building, he was knocked unconscious from behind by a blunt instrument, and he woke up with a severe headache in a rubber raft on the ocean, far enough out that he couldn't see land. There was no shade, water or food on the raft, not even any oars.

In the distance he saw what appeared to be another rubber raft with a voyager, and began paddling toward it with his hands. After an hour of paddling, he was close enough to speak with the other person. He asked, "Did you take the $50 cruise?" The other voyager replied, "Yes, and the same thing happened when I took it last year."

Taking that cruise again is kinda like being a Bush supporter.

by John T