Third Michelle Malkin Song Of The Day

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"Lyin' Michelle"
(to the tune of AC/DC's "Highway To Hell")

Hello sweetie, look at me
I just want some money for my needs
Specialty is...right wing screeds
I just bounced a check from Regnery
Don't need logic...don't need facts
Don't need an outline let alone a plan
All my info...comes from a tract...
Last put out by the Ku Klux Klannnnnn....

They call me Lyin' Michelle
Lyin' Michelle
Lyin' Michelle
Lyin' Michelle

Won't give ya no treatise
No fancy words
Freepers pay cash for my verbal turds
Dissertation...you won't get
Just the usual right-wing bulllll...shit
'Til I get that...giant score
I'll just be another media whoooorrrrrrr....

'Cause I'm Lyyyyinnn Michelle...
Lyin' Michelle
Lyin' Michelle
Don't mess with Lyin' Michelle


c. Turdblossom Tunes (GOP)

[zeemike]

1. that is cute n/t

[zeemike]

2. BTW I missed the first two

Was one of them Micheal (by the Beatles)
That could be a fun one. like this.

Micheal
Oh well
you can spin a story very well
My Micheal

[LowerManhattanite]

3. Links to the other two Malkin tunes:

Malkin song one (by nostamj):
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x647123#647158

Malkin song two (by LowerManhattanite)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x647123#648147

[MichelleMalkin]

4. I'll have you know...

I don't just bounce checks from Regnery, I bounce checks from everybody. It is very important to get your facts straight. You saw what happened on Hardball when I didn't get my facts straight.

Edit: Oh no, my beautiful face got squished. I am going to run to Sean Hannity and complain about the face squishing liberals.

[nostamj]

5. hey gorgeous! sent this to your pal Keithy OBs!

MICHELLE, HELL'S BELLE
SHE CAN'T PUT TWO WORDS TOGETHER WELL
POOR MICHELLE

MICHELLE, OH WELL
USTED ES STUPIDO, MUY MAL,
MI MAL MICHELLE

I HATE YOU, I SO LOVE TO GOAD YOU
AND SEE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE.
YOU'RE SUCH A SHRILL PANTLOAD
I AM SENDING YOU SOME BRIE TO GO WITH
YOUR FAVORITE WHINE.

SOME PEOPLE SAY YOU SNACK ON KITTENS
I READ THAT IN SOME BOOK
GIVE US YOUR OUTRAGED LOOK...
AND TAKE YOUR RACIST SHIT TO RUSH
HE WON'T BE MEAN.

(HE LOVES YOU)

I WANT YOU EXPOSED AS THE LOSER
I THINK YOU KNOW YOU ARE
HOW DID YOU GO SO FAR?
UNTIL YOU'RE THROUGH WE'LL SHOW THE TRUTHS
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

I WILL SEND CHRIS MATTHEWS 'THANK YOUS'
FOR HIS SMACKDOWN, MAL MICHELLE

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6. I'm pretty Sean can't do any better with his ugly face.

LOL!!