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Sephirstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 12:11 PM
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I've just found the one thing worse than being Ann Coulter...
Impersonating her:

http://www.adamyoshida.com/
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LittleApple81 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 12:16 PM
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1. Who the heck is adam yoshida?
Could not read more than one paragraph... Yuck!
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Sephirstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 12:26 PM
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2. He's in a political simulation with me...
He's from a fairly left-wing area of British Columbia, and he acts like a cross between Pat Robertson, Ann Coulter, and John Ashcroft. He wishes he were in the Deep South living with neo-confederate rednecks.

We've tried unsucessfully to get him censured 3 times. (The first time he was actually censured, but got off because we couldn't agree on a punishment.) A 4th (admittedly rather frivolous...And there's no way the GOP will be on board if his worst offense in this hearing is advocating the death of Fidel Castro.) censure hearing is in process, and I've personally filed new articles of censure because he referred to another Senator he dislikes from a different simulation as a "faggot" on numerous occasions and making jokes about him being sodomized by dirty Arabs.

He gets kicked out of the GOP every couple of months, but when in comes back a while later, most of them don't really care.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 12:26 PM
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3. The Ten Core Convictions of Adam Teiichi Yoshida
Edited on Sun Aug-24-03 12:28 PM by philosophie_en_rose
Unfortunately, there is at least one Ann Coulter of every nationality and religion. I can only imagine how much fun Mr. Yoshida would have had in the internment camps, during WW2. After all, he argues that hateful, racist, cultural violence solves everything.

1) The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.
2) Force (or the threat of force) has solved virtually all of the major problems in human history. It would be the height of folly to foreswear the use of force, or to not use it when it would be advantageous to do so.
3) Traditional Morality and Freedom are intrinsically linked. No society which does not adhere to a strict moral code can, in the long term, remain forever free. The abolition of the restraints provided by morality inevitably leads to the abolition of the restraints against despotism.
4) No Unfree society, however strong it might seem, can survive a sustained challenge from a free society. History is the history of the triumph of Western Civilization specifically because freedom provides the individual in a Western society with superior initiative.
5) Race is a meaningless concept from which we should be freed altogether
6) Culture is a meaningful concept and some cultures are better than others. It is perfectly acceptable to seek to promote a superior culture (or religion) over an inferior one.
7) Religion, and the belief in God, provides the key underpinning of traditional morality. Even atheists should advance the belief in God, because the concept of God can provide an explanation to promote the traditional morals which are essential to the maintenance of a free society.
8) There is a God and he remains involved in human affairs to some degree. He has chosen the United States of America as his nation upon the Earth, and his providence will help guide the Republic through the coming storm. All God-fearing humans are obligated to aid the American cause.
9) The Constitution, and any other document, is not a suicide pact. If I had to break the Constitution to save the Union, I would do so.
10) A world in which there is nothing worth dying for is a world in which there is nothing worth living for.

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Sephirstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 12:29 PM
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4. You beat me to it...
I was just about to post that. God. One of my fantasies is for Barry Goldwater to rise from the grave, scream "extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice", and kick his ass!
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 12:34 PM
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5. Out of curiousity...
Edited on Sun Aug-24-03 12:36 PM by philosophie_en_rose
How old is he? Does he really believe or does he use it as a justification for being a jackass?

My favorites:

Even atheists should advance the belief in God, because the concept of God can provide an explanation to promote the traditional morals which are essential to the maintenance of a free society.

...

{God} has chosen the United States of America as his nation upon the Earth, and his providence will help guide the Republic through the coming storm. All God-fearing humans are obligated to aid the American cause.
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Sephirstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 02:34 PM
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9. I'm not sure...
Early 20s I think.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 12:54 PM
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7. As Spock himself would say, "fascinating...."
The guy starts his top 10 list with a Vulcan proverb of logic, and then proceeds to get regressively more illogical through the rest of his list.
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 12:56 PM
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8. hey hey hey
hes a star trek fan
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bitchkitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 12:45 PM
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6. He is a ennui terrorist -
he bores people to death.
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Isere Donating Member (920 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 03:14 PM
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10. One thing worse than being Ann Coulter
is being Dick Morris.
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Sephirstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 06:24 PM
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11. haha...
Dixiecrat Morris...What an idiot. I read him in the National Post and I thought he was a Repuke till I saw his title.
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Sephirstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-03 06:55 PM
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12. Now he's truly lost it...
He claims Hugo Chavez has ties to Al Qaeda.

Yes, Mr. Yoshida. And Lee Teng-hui was an agent of Japanese imperialism.
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