Orange Alert, Orange Dessert - things you can do to stay more alert

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/orangealert.rm

So here I am in New Jersey, where waking up felt just a bit more terrifying as a potato-headed man out of a Dick Tracy comic wheezed about specific information that was sure to put an extra spring in my step and a little more suspicion in my stare ... especially around any strange BEARDS I may encounter... put down that guitar, you Syrian! Hey Sikh, stop complaining. Hand me the curry and stop with the questionable behavior... I'm ALERT and waiting for Neil Cavuto to tell me how much this helps the economy.

http://www.terminalproduct.com/orangealert3.rm

Anyway, I thought I'd remind all concerned citizens to stop taking the color orange lightly. Sloppy xenophobia sinks ships.

http://www.terminalproduct.com/orangealertsongtwo.rm

[Pathwalker]

1. I am reminded of a bumper sticker on my old '57 Chevy Wagon -

"Be A lert - America needs more lerts!" I wish I had another one to place on my current auto.

[thebigidea]

2. I'm still waiting for the scuba diver terror attack they promised us.

maybe next season.

[gauguin57]

3. Don't forget the poison pens,

model airplanes and exploding drink coolers!

[thebigidea]

4. would you believe... a nonspecific credible threat with a hint of lime?

[Pathwalker]

5. Nah - it's "citrus orange"

Bush ala orange. Orange ya buying it?

[thebigidea]

6. Orange this orange that, golly where's my baseball bat?

I need to destroy the television since I can't be trusted to change the channels Elvis-style.

TERROR IS ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE!

Know your terror - for it lurks behind every Bush.

http://www.terminalproduct.com/terroris.rm

[lostnfound]

7. The Bush gang would look good in Orange; it's their favorite color.

Abu Ghraib and all.

[Fleshdancer]

8. I vote for burnt orange....go Longhorns!!! n/t