Bush Compares 9/11 To Miss Marple Mystery

[KittyWampus]

Bush: It reads like a mystery

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,127097,00.html

"It reads like a mystery, a novel. It's well written," Bush told The Associated Press in a brief interview just outside his home in Crawford. Asked what he was gleaning from the report, he said, "I'm gleaning that was a well-thought-out plot by the enemy."

Somebody alert the Kerry campaign to seize upon this. It exposes how callous and uncaring Bush is.

[NYCGirl]

1. Also incredibly shallow...(eom)

NT

[derby378]

2. Deja vu

It's a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, dipped in an enigma, deep-fried in a puzzlement!

[ashling]

5. Ever notice how

the best things in life are deep fried?

OOPS! Sorry, that's another thread. :evilgrin:

[derby378]

11. That includes Oreos. (n/t)

[TheCentepedeShoes]

16. It's Bush*s

"leetle grey cells" that are fried.

[Catfight]

19. LOMA! Now THAT'S funny! AWOL dumbass foiled again.

[thebigidea]

3. not surprising that he's only just now "gleaning"

What with saying he doesn't think about OBL much, how irrelevant he is, and how much more important Iraq was.

[gratuitous]

4. Not Miss Marple

A little too sophisticated for Stupidhead's tastes. He more of a Scooby Doo mystery lover.

But watch what kind of brouhaha comes out of Stupidhead's comments: Zip, zilch, nada, bupkis.

[myomy]

14. Maybe Miz Marple was juniorÕs third grade teacher.

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[mark414]

17. scooby doo? nah

have we forgotten the hungry caterpillar?

[democraticinsurgent]

6. it is a mystery and a work of fiction

which deliberately obscures the truth. my guess is that shrubby is really enjoying how the dots were connected by those who were appointed to connect those dots.

hey mr. pResident. let's have that book report on Skinner's desk by Monday morning. At least 500 words, typed and double spaced. Pay particular attention to the narrative. Look for inconsistencies and implausible character development.

[DemExpat]

7. He wouldn't even be pouring through it if he didn't see it as a story.....

Creepy, creepy.
:puke:

DemEx

[name not needed]

8. D-d-d-DUMBASS!

Bush should learn to think before he opens his mouth. Things would go a lot easier for him if he did. KKKarl can only do so much.

[rustydog]

9. The freakin' idiot is reading the report on 9/11 and he probably is

wondering what the terror targets are going to be and if he succeeds in thwarting the attack ala Bruce Willis in Die Hard.

[Plaid Adder]

10. Oh JESUS.

Well, we knew he couldn't tell the difference between fantasy and reality, and that he doesn't understand that other people are real. But it's just so pathetic. He's "gleaning" that there was a "well-thought out plot by the enemy"? Dude, you didn't know that already?

I suppose I should go easy on him. It's hard to do a book report when you haven't done the reading.

Yeesh,

The Plaid Adder

[Az_lefty]

12. that dumb-ass hasn't read the report, he's guessing.

[maggrwaggr]

13. "a well-thought-out plot by the enemy."

he should know. He's the enemy.

[Spinzonner]

15. Well, if he actually paid any attention to the PDB's

the damn thing would probably have never been written.

[Disturbed]

18. "gleaning"

Dumbass didn't come up with that. A reporter fed him the word.

Damn! This is the leader of the USA? He is a shallow, callous sociopath. It is so freakin' pathetic!