President's Case Was Pure Shrubbish

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Did we invade the wrong country? Turns out the Iroquois didn't have WMD after all and the whole issue of Ukranium's role in their WMD program is now highly suspect. (Let's face it, we were after their corn oil.)

The Nigerians hands are also clean, but is that stopping Bush from mounting another attack? Bush's s trip to Africa is nothing more than a veiled attempt to scope the continent for his next invasion, prompted by John Ashcroft's own veiled attempt to crush free speech under the pretext of fighting pornography. Just as we had no legitimate casus belli to to attack the Iroquois, so we have none to attack the Librarians.

That Ashcroft is cunning alright. Can't say the same for the president's senior advisor, AKA Bush's Brain (speaking of depleted ukranium).

Re-Select Bush In 04!



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Some men see things as they are and ask, "Why?"
But I dream up things that never were and ask Don Knots.

-- George Bush in 2000 on how he would surround himself with strong advisors to compensate for his lack of foreign policy experience.


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[RobertSeattle]

1. "Shrubbish" - I like it!

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3. the president's re-selection chances could be hurt by an impeachment

Does the Supreme Court have any power to intercede in impeachment hearings?

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[HootieMcBoob]

2. That's Funny Stuff n/t

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4. Dick Dastardly

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5. final installment of the trilogy ...

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