Martha Stewart can live in my house for 5 months

[greenbriar]

she can cook, clean and redecorate my house!



:evilgrin:

[SoCalDem]

1. She would PREFER prison...to my house

:)

[Canuckistanian]

2. It could be part of her community service!

Pot Pourris for everyone!

[greenbriar]

4. lets start a petition

but I get her first since it was my idea ;)

[NC_Nurse]

3. I can almost see her

in a puddle of tears at my house...with tumbleweeds of dog and cat hair blowing around her....:evilgrin:

[Mountainman]

5. I think she is damn cute. My wife wouldn't let her live with us for 5

months but she does buy her brand at K Mart and reads her magazine. I like Martha and feel she was used just to prove a point.

[charlyvi]

6. I'd like to let her loose in my yard...

It needs help. Say what you will about Martha--she puts out a DAMN good magazine!

[greenbriar]

7. yea,

I have a huge hole where the previous owners had a pool. We have been here over 4 years and it is still a hole.


bet my tomatoes would grow better too

[charlyvi]

8. Martha could show you how to grow 'em...

and show 'em. Some tasteful, aethetically pleasing tomato lattice. Then she could give you tips on making ketchup, spaghetti sauce, tomato paste, tomato juice, tomato soup, tomato gazpacho (sp?)....with Martha, the possibilities are ENDLESS!!!!

[Ilsa]

9. If she stayed with us would she iron my sheets?

I won't iron sheets. Her perfectionism was always a bit much for me, but I like her anyway and respect her accomplishments. I even signed up online to subscribe to one of her magazines (Everyday Food).

[indigobusiness]

10. Martha Stewart can make my license plates

anytime.

[West Coast Democrat]

11. I think that should be her new TV series

It could be like a Reality TV meets Home Makeover short of program.