Bush Allies in his "War(s)"

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Bush Allies in his "War(s)"

Posted by captain cook on June 18, 2004, 7:18 pm

1. United Kingdom (one regiment of First Fuisillares noted for their Rape techniques in Ireland)

2. Tajikistan, (one battalion of Commandanten Communistan Stalingrad Plumbers, not armed, led by Mohammed Stalin Bzehrzstak, and sent by Mohammed Lenin Beria Sutan Bin Ramadi II)

3. Denmark (One platoon of the First Expeditionary Havarti Cheese Manufacturers)

4. Italia (1/2 a Battalion from the Guiseppe Verdi Division of the Sophia Loren Corp, led by Luigi Stragate who recently directed a remake of a Fist Full of Dollars, and was judged to excellent candidate for this job by Radio Televisione Italiani since Italy needs all the moolah it can get for failing Fiat/GM)

5. San Remo (one platoon of Italian Tenors specializing in renditions of the works of Neil Diamond and Tony Bennett)

6. Montenegro (three Butchers, who are members of the exclusive Black Angus Brigade, who were personally trained by Stewart Anderson)

7. Belize (an expeditionary force of one boat, consisting of one Catamaran Captain, two cooks, and three Scuba Divers all with Club Med experience)

8. Lithuania (six members of their Olympic Basketball team to entertain the troops)

9. The Republic of New York (the Harlem Glob Trotters to accompany the Lithuanians)

10. Costa Rica (Miss Costa Rica, with butler to entertain the Harlem Globe Trotters)

11. Honduras (Miss Tegucigalpa, with the founding President of the Miss Universe Pageant, HOnduras, to check out the Arabian competitors)

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1. Hillarious

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